Stand up comedian. Producer of the Dope Show, and other dope shows. TylerSmith.Live - I don’t tweet much…
Joined July 2009
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Jan 4
I found out this week the president of Venezuela and I have the same track suit. 🤙🏻
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19 Nov 2025
The Pope threw a rave with DJ Padre Guilherme… If Catholics are handing out molly as communion wafers, I’m definitely converting.
🙏🏻🤲🏻
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4 Nov 2020
Montana - “Yay marijuana is legalized!”
Oregon - “Cooocaine!!!!!! Mutha fuckaaass!!”
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2 Nov 2020
There’s a company called @imperfect_foods that hooks you up with unattractive food for cheap. There’s a company that does that with people too called @Tinder .
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2 Nov 2020
Took my dog to the vet, and the vet suggested I get my dog neutered.
I said I won’t have my dog mutilated, just the circumcision please.
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30 Oct 2020
Getting back on tinder is like checking the fridge. You’re not going back to see if there’s something good, you’re going back to see if your standards have dropped enough to put whatever’s there inside your mouth hole.
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22 Oct 2020
My friend told me a guy broke into his house and drank $700 worth of wine in 6 hours.
I was like “He drank 70 bottles of wine in 6 hours?!”
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11 Oct 2020
“Fellow parents when do we get a break? Am I right??”
-me after owning a puppy for one day
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8 Oct 2020
Family “You have bags under your eyes! Are you getting enough sleep?”
Me “Yup, I just have ugly features.”
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17 Sep 2020
“Yeah that smokes from outside.”
- me on every professional zoom call
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11 Sep 2020
Sneezed in my mask today at the grocery store. You can’t take you mask off to sneeze. You just got to do it in the mask.
It was a nightmare.
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22 Jun 2020
Sometimes I go to unfollow someone then notice they post a lot of pictures of their dog...
ok boomer... you win again.
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8 Jun 2020
I haven’t read a single book this quarantine but I do have the gold skin for the knife and rpg in Call Of Duty. So who’s really missing out huh huh?
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20 May 2020
Yo girl you into 99’ing?!
Does that mean cuddling?
Yes... I’m so lonely.
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Tyler Smith retweeted
9 May 2020
Me, @bengleib , @jackiekashian , @DougBenson , @SammyObeid , @HighBS and Al Gonzales are throwing a party! Come by and say high! #420 eventbrite.com/e/the-520-420…
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17 Mar 2020
“We’re suspending all use of reusable utensils during the pandemic.”
“You were washing them before all this right??”
13 Nov 2019
Everyone’s all about Disney while I’m over here asking if anyone has ever heard of torrenting.
#pirateslifeforme
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