Musician. Producer. Stupid idiot. Sometimes I stream on Twitch. ❤️ @feralxfairy ❤️ Guitar for @outlineincolor.
Joined May 2009
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Watching a white girl trying to dance to a blues song in 3/4 is a horror movie.
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I think this is the longest I’ve ever been sick and I’m truly feeling zero percent better than I was 5 days ago. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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Day 6 and I managed to stay out of bed for about 6 hours. Which is a record so far. 🥴🥴
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I just found a Tori Amos rider from 1996 if anyone is into that.
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Just had a van enter the highway going 9 miles an hour in front of me and almost kill me via semi truck sandwich. 10/10
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A great way to end a 15 hour shift is just to get completely soaking wet if you were wondering.
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If you’re going 15 or more under the speed limit you legally should be publicly executed via Gravedigger running you over.
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If I was a billionaire I would spend every dollar to figure out how to make mosquitos extinct.
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It’s 10 am and I’ve already had two maintenance guys in my apartment. (Not a plot to a porn scene)
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Today was my moms b day and I smoke a lot of hookah so if you change the lyrics to that one song to “momma” instead of “granny” then that pretty much sums it up ya know
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Life be like “Netflix has charged 752 dollars to your account hehe”
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Everyone that voted for trump should have to shove one of those trump mobile phones in their holes
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By the end of the week I will have worked Don Toliver, who’s line is it anyway live, Bert Kreisher, Billy Currington, and Tech n9ne. Kinda sleepy tbh.
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