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HUMAN KEBAB @HUMANKEBAB

Jason Parsons. USSMUSIC. DIVIIDEDBY. DJ. Producer. Voice actor. Toronto. MIXTAPES - mixcloud.com/HUMANKEBAB/

Joined February 2009
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HUMAN KEBAB@HUMANKEBAB
28 Aug 2024
LINKIN PARK with the biggest troll in internet history today. They're counting up now. They've brought me right back to a year ago when @AdamWGontier @cody_watkins and I paid tribute to the late Chester Bennington and @linkinpark. ➗ @diviidedby - In The End (Live @the_edge)
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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes
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Twenty years later. Just as iconic.
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Paul Bissonnette
@BizNasty2point0
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Rod Brind'Amour automatic Hall of Fame.
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NHL
@NHL
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THE @CANES ARE THE 2026 #STANLEYCUP CHAMPIONS!! 🌪️
Top: White text on a black and red background reads, \"Carolina Hurricanes. Stanley Cup Champions\". \n\nMain: A cutout of the Stanley Cup is in the middle with multiple cutouts of various Carolina Hurricanes players in Carolina Hurricanes uniforms

ALT Top: White text on a black and red background reads, \"Carolina Hurricanes. Stanley Cup Champions\". \n\nMain: A cutout of the Stanley Cup is in the middle with multiple cutouts of various Carolina Hurricanes players in Carolina Hurricanes uniforms

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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes
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THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!
Graphic promoting the Carolina Hurricanes as the 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

ALT Graphic promoting the Carolina Hurricanes as the 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

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ESPN FC
@ESPNFC
Jun 14
CURACAO SCORE THEIR FIRST EVER WORLD CUP GOAL AND IT'S AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTY! THE SMALLEST NATION TO EVER QUALIFY HAVE SCORED AGAINST THE FOUR TIME WORLD CHAMPIONS 🇨🇼🔥
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this group lmao
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NBA Canada
@NBACanada
Jun 14
OG Anunoby adds another NBA Championship to his resume! 🏆 #NBAFinals
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NBA
@NBA
Jun 14
"June 13th is an amazing day." OG Anunoby when asked about winning an NBA Championship with New York on the same date he won with Toronto in 2019!
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NBA
@NBA
Jun 14
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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FIFA World Cup
@FIFAWorldCup
Jun 13
An unbeaten start for the hosts 👊 #FIFAWorldCup
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Devin Heroux
@Devin_Heroux
Jun 12
We’ve reached peak Canadiana here at the March to the Match and arrived at Princes’ Gate near the stadium. A man wearing a cowboy hat, fur coat, carrying a Tim Hortons whips everyone into a frenzy as they finish singing O Canada. It’s 25 C and brilliantly sunny.
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Major League Soccer
@MLS
Jun 12
History made. 🇨🇦 The first-ever point at the World Cup for Canada! 👏
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CANMNT
@CANMNT_Official
Jun 12
80’ - CYLE LARING SCORED THE FIRST GOAL ON HOME SOIL IN A MEN’S WORLD CUP!!!! 🇨🇦 1-0 🇧🇦 #CANMNT
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Devin Heroux
@Devin_Heroux
Jun 12
Canada’s March to the Match continues to work its way through the Toronto streets toward the stadiums. Beautiful scenes as fans chant and cheer and high five fans who are lining the streets. It’s going to be electric inside the stadium today.
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Chris Sutton@chris_sutton73
Jun 11
The amazing Estadio Azteca. What a view. A stadium steeped in history. Pele and Maradona both won World Cups here. The Hand of God goal… goal of the century… so many memories and now inside it feels really special ⚽️
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RT @TorontoPolice: Today, we mourn the loss of Constable Marc Pinizzotto. “No words can capture the impact on Marc’s family, who expected…
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CN Tower / Tour CN@TourCNTower
Jun 11
Tonight the #CNTower will dim for the first five minutes of every hour in honour of @TorontoPolice Constable Marc Pinizzotto, who died in the line of duty
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NBA
@NBA
Jun 11
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Knicks Memes
@KnicksMemes
Jun 11
The Knicks after Wu-Tang Clan performed at halftime
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Alex@ajak1033
Jun 11
The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding
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