Parody of Illinois DOT
Joined September 2010
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9 Jul 2020
We're not sure why we gave a highway interchange a Twitter account of its own, but it's certainly not a sign of an overgrown bureaucracy.
9 Jul 2020
As part of ongoing construction at @Thejanebyrne Interchange, lane closures on the inbound Dan Ryan Expressway begin July 13. Full details: ow.ly/XkwX50Aunz3 #ILtraffic
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17 Jan 2020
The Village of Stone Park, Illinois.
@StoneParkPD
16 Jan 2020
gonna to a blog-style open thread here by asking: what is the business in your area that is a transparent front for organised crime
24 Dec 2019
Arresting fewer drunks!
23 Dec 2019
Good job, Illinois: A recent study has found that we have the second lowest DUI arrest rate in the nation. patch.com/illinois/across-il… #DriveSober
25 Feb 2019
‘When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?" Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.’
25 Feb 2019
We at IDOT hope you survived today without catching a case of the Mondays.
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19 Sep 2018
Took us long enough.
19 Sep 2018
Illinois' newest piece of infrastructure is soon to open to traffic.
When it opens for Thursday morning's commute, the $23.9 million Cumberland Flyover — built in conjunction with @ILTollway — will improve safety and access in and out of @fly2ohare and the surrounding area.
23 Mar 2018
Rule #1. Keep an eye out at railroad crossings and don't do stupid crap, such as trying to beat the train.
Rule #2. See Rule #1. x.com/ILCommerceComm/status/…
22 Mar 2018
Today, the ICC held a Rail Safety Summit exploring strategies to reduce the number of pedestrians & motorists incidents & share the stories & mental health impact of RR employees affected by tragedies.Thank you to our panelists for sharing w/ us their safety & prevention efforts!
9 Jan 2018
Apparently there is no more need for a parody account, as the official one has become sufficiently laughable. x.com/IDOT_Illinois/status/9…
9 Jan 2018
Update: The janky cars have been cleared and the ramp to 47th Street is back open.
8 Aug 2017
One of our favorite clips! We use it to motivate our staff! x.com/Joseywalesful/status/8…
16 Dec 2016
Who is watching the watchers? x.com/GovRauner/status/80981…
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28 Nov 2016
To be entirely fair, we don’t pay attention to the boss, either. x.com/billjcameron/status/80…
28 Oct 2016
Here's to hoping that they don't pad the bill when they send it over. x.com/Kraemer_NA/status/7917…
27 Oct 2016
Removing and replacing the structure carrying US 52/IL 64 over the Mississippi River. @Illinois_DOT #bridgeconstruction #construction
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7 Aug 2015
Don't forget to tell us how much we suck. x.com/IDOT_Illinois/status/6…
7 Aug 2015
Please take a few moments and let us know your thoughts about the Illinois transportation system. Thank you! illinoiscongestionstudy.com/… #survey
2 Feb 2015
This map makes it very obvious which Chicagoland counties have their crap together:
1 Oct 2014
I’m in your rush hour, screwing up your commute. With minor work.
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12 Dec 2013
Come hear all about our new jobs program! wics.com/news/top-stories/st… @MWHighSpeedRail #HSR
Alt Illinois DoT retweeted
29 Mar 2013
$78,000-a-yr snooze? #IllinoisTollway boss fired after caught in photo allegedly sleeping at wk. bit.ly/Xm0cKL Comment: #Tollwaynap
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2 Mar 2012
Let's have a shout-out to our partners in crime at @IllinoisTollway for doing a better job at fleecing taxpayers than we do.
Alt Illinois DoT retweeted
8 Nov 2011
@illinoisTollway you are slime for putting an exact change unmanned tollbooth in front of the airport. Fuck visitors from out of town.
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Alt Illinois DoT retweeted
16 Nov 2011
@IllinoisTollway charges $24 to get a monthly statement of your usage. Talk about highway robbery.
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