Mainstage actor at @improvasylum check it out!....in this photo im in a bathroom.
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6 Jan 2021
“Millions of (reasons to) impeach him, impeach him for me!” Song by The Presidents of the United States of America
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2 May 2020
Sometimes when I’m upset I hear the distressed sounds of Free Willy and I can’t figure out if that’s the right or wrong thing
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23 Apr 2020
My quarantine hobby is learning how to hold and use my phone like Kris Jenner
10 Apr 2020
This week on Keeping up with the Kardashians...Kim and Scott take an improv class. That’s it everyone.
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10 Apr 2020
I was today years old when I realized Trisha Yearwoods “How do I live” (Made famous by Leann Rimes) was written about White Claws
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3 Apr 2020
Has anyone else watched Ace Ventura 3 times or am I the only one doing this right?
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31 Mar 2020
I miss getting an ice coffee when I leave the house for no reason
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26 Mar 2020
The most shocking thing about tiger king is the tiny piece of skin that joe’s eyebrow ring is holding on to and that Howard is Prince Charles pranking all of us.
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22 Feb 2020
Post Malone both looks a everything bagel and looks like he smells like an everything bagel
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30 Jan 2020
Had to delete my last tweet from a classic “in” to “I’m” auto correct tragedy. Please respect me during this time and take back all posted below. “I’m” still in 4th grade.
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30 Jan 2020
I don’t know what the big deal is I just took my ice coffee in the shower and figured out adulthood.
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5 Oct 2019
Can you use your cvs extra care bucks for plan b? Once again asking for myself.
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18 Sep 2019
We should approach everything in life with such passion and force as men of 60 chew gum.
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