author, writer, photographer. backwards in heels and half blind to boot. absolutely no time for your bullshit but all the time in the world if you need a friend
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5 Mar 2022
And frankly, whenever it is I don’t wake up again
Wrap my tits in red silk and if you’ve got some spare pearls give me the long ones
I’d like to die with my middle fingers extended if I can’t live to be ninety
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May 20
I WON A BET WITH MAGGIE.
YOU DON’T KNOW HOW RARE THIS IS.
PLEASE SEND BITCHY CONDOLENCES TO THE LOSER
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Apr 28
Here’s a thing I did. Note the Sam Jackson translation
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Apr 27
Happy to. Point me to the man who will help my FICO score, there’s like entire agencies for this
Apr 27
you should give men credit for once
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Apr 27
I’m not sure why people need to hear this but: actual sanity is allowed.
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Linda Tirado retweeted
Apr 26
Fun to see actual billionaires taken down a peg and see how they treat their own employees.
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Apr 27
Oh so you agree that women aren’t given enough credit
Apr 26
occasional reminder that the reason women took on heavy duty, necessary, dirty jobs during ww2 is that the men temporarily moved to heavier dutier, necessarier, dirtier jobs.
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Linda Tirado retweeted
Apr 27
i am so obsessed with this man in seoul who has created what i can only describe as some sort of glitch ballet modern hardcore genre of dance
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Apr 25
Even holding up today’s newspaper and sending a photo won’t help me get @Wikipedia to update my profile to say that rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated, so I have now paid for a blue check and today’s entertainment is going to be Pete Hegseth’s book, American Crusade
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Apr 26
I will say, he’s right on one count here, I am confused by how one can be confounded by a thing one is proclaiming. Surely, one thinks, if one is proclaiming a thing they must at very least not be confounded by it?
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Apr 26
Also as someone has pointed out, I made a transcription error. He does say the crusades were *1000* years ago, not 100. Typos do occur, but my apologies for any inadvertent misrepresentation
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