Not a pilot. Former EIC @ Barstool Sports. Wrote a book: bit.ly/bsdrinks

Joined January 2011
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A leisurely stroll through the archives for #Deadspin Day... barstoolsports.com/blog/1250…

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Deadspin Contributor Thinks College Conservative Students Should Be "Held Under Water Until They Stop Breathing" barstoolsports.com/blog/9313…

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"Deadspin Has Fallen So Far They Have Resorted to Blogging About @SmittyBarstool 's Dick" barstoolsports.com/blog/9303…

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Harvard President Claudine Gay, Last Seen Being Pro-Jewish Genocide in Front of Congress, Apparently Plagiarized Her Entire Ph.D Thesis barstoolsports.com/blog/3496…

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#SlayQueen — The Prince of Italy Is Stepping Aside To Let His 19-Year-Old Instagram Model Daughter Take The Throne barstoolsports.com/blog/3471…

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A Bartender...Excuse Me, Mixologist's Viral "Perfect Old Fashioned" Video Will Make You Pray For Prohibition barstoolsports.com/blog/3466…

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"It Was Loud — Full-Body": A Closer Look At a Woman's Screaming Orgasm In the Middle of the LA Philharmonics Performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony barstoolsports.com/blog/3465…

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China Is Giving College Students An Extra Spring Break To "Fall In Love" Due To Massive Population Decline barstoolsports.com/blog/3461…

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Still plenty of brands dying for me to wear their product! Thank you @stoolpresidente @BrickWatchCo
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NEWS: Penn Entertainment has officially completed its acquisition of Barstool Sports. Penn acquired 36% of Barstool in 2020 for $163 million. Now, it's acquired the remaining 64% for $388 million.
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Life Hack: Millionaire Podcaster Says ALL Men Should Own a Lamborghini in Their Twenties barstoolsports.com/blog/3453…

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It’s the best Friday of the year on the Barstool store. 20% off EVERYTHING (Mack Weldon x BS hoodie and retro snapback are 🔥🔥🔥) store.barstoolsports.com/
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🎅🏼 Ugly Sweaters launch — 20% today only store.barstoolsports.com/col…
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The Owner Of One Of NYC's Top Restaurants Bans "Abusive Bully" James Corden For Life — "A Tiny Cretin of a Man" barstoolsports.com/blog/3439…

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Yale Administrator Busted After Stealing FORTY MILLION DOLLARS During Decade-Long Scheme Selling Computers and Pocketing the Cash barstoolsports.com/blog/3438…

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