Writer, comedian, professional overthinker
Joined April 2015
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Jun 10
I'm not sure I'm getting into the book "Think Like a Monk" if I want to slap the train passenger who's viewing music videos loudly next to me. #amwriting #mindful
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Mar 6
Turns out a 1990s teen diary is a perfect script for a show...mainly because the humiliation is already written.
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#londonshow #londoncomedy #whatsoninlondon @theglitch_se1
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1 Nov 2025
The solution to imposter syndrome? When your "I can" voice and "I can't" voice argue...just write down all those thoughts and see who has the best argument. Simple. #amwriting
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21 Oct 2025
Not caring what others think of you because...you have enough of your own thoughts to care about. #amwriting
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27 Sep 2025
Do you ever look at your #writing and think...did that just come out of my head (sometimes it's a good thing and sometimes it's like...what?) #amwriting
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21 Sep 2025
What isn't being said...now that's an interesting/ballsy/scary writing prompt. Dare I go there as a comedian?! #amwriting #writing
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20 Sep 2025
The insults from my #innercritic are not good enough. There, There, I said it, it needs to produce better material, I've heard all this before. #amwriting
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15 Sep 2025
Why does one side of my mind tell me to breathe when I'm stressed, and the other side says, hold it in? Not my idea of a breathtaking experience. #amwriting #life
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14 Sep 2025
Sorry to the 70,000 thoughts I ignored today such as; 'quit writing forever' and 'eat an entire cake at 2am - although I still haven’t ruled out the latter just yet.
#amwriting #thoughts #innercritic
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14 Sep 2025
One minute the mind is blocked and the next, it feels like you have too many lights on, and the mind can't figure out which ones to switch off. #amwriting
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23 Aug 2024
What's it like to perform @edfringe ? It's a bit like childbirth - you go through all that pain and say you'll never do it again, and then you forget all that, and you do! #justthetonic
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12 Aug 2024
Already realising after performing my show 'Namaste Blisters' @edfringe that I need a life coach...how lucky was I to find one in the audience! @JTTedinburgh
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6 Dec 2023
Bringing humour to the yoga industry with 'Namaste Blisters' written and performed by me @museumofcomedy
#amwriting #yoga
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1 Dec 2023
Saw a guy light up a cigar after class...it was 10am! Is this what yoga teachers mean by being "authentic"? #amwriting
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26 Nov 2023
Meditation is like having a referee in your head - giving the red card to thoughts that need to be sent off. #amwriting #meditation
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18 Nov 2023
18 Nov 2023
Next month @KymNelson, a former yoga teacher-turned-comedian, confesses all about the yoga industry and reveals some larger-than-life characters based on yogis she's met in the industry! Guaranteed, you'll never look at yoga in the same way again!
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6 Nov 2023
Trying to relax in a yoga class and all I hear is Darth Vadar breathing sounds. Seems to be a competition to see who can breath the loudest! #amwriting #yoga
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6 Nov 2023
You would never catch me showing my legs...oh but wait, I have a show to promote and new shoes to break in.
@museumofcomedy
#londonyoga #whatsoninlondon #londoncomedy shorturl.at/vDOR6
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