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It's better to stand up for truth, than it is to fall for a lie.
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Diddy Released on bond. Reportedly headed to Bali. ๐ซ
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I mean... I'm on his side but this is all theatrical.
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Congress is back in session today.
We will PRESS ON to save Medicaid and defeat the extreme Republican budget.
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Jalen Green has the gifts, but he shrinks in big moments. I'm not sure if it's his intelligence, heart or both.
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Afternoon sex kills productivity more than a brisket sandwich.
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why do we spare some ants, but not others?
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what do you call being in an open relationship with your ex lover?
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AYOOOOO ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ WHAT?!
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THE PERFECT SYSTEM ๐ช
This complex cube was designed and delivered by @delivered.global
Filmed at @kudetabali
#bali #thatblahblahco #kedetabali #lightinstallation
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no one will see this
instagram.com/reel/DFIfd7qvqโฆ
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Fellas pay attention... a proper 'Date' is accomplished by providing the 5 D's... Dinner, Drinks, Dessert, Dancing & Dick.
Dinner and drinks are nice with a dessert. Good way to work off some of that dessert is with dancing. If you're a good dancer she'll think u have good dick.
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I have 3 inch white hair that has sprouted from my right testicle. it is by far the longest hair in my body that's not on my head.
How does it grow so fast? Chat GPT has no answers for it.
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I did not have eating Christmas dinner with Steven Segal on my bingo card.
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Most women expect men to pay for everything and will never try and pay you back (their half). Most men will never ask them either.
However, the moment they pay for something, they will show their true colors if you do not offer to pay your half or ALL later.
#doublestandards
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I was in 8 countries this year... I literally can't remember one that was on my way back to Bali.
Indonesia
Singapore
Greece
Switzerland
France
Turkey
United States
Vietnam
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NMN (nฤmษn)๐น๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ retweeted
16 Nov 2024
Mike Tyson and Jake Paul after fooling everyone and making millions
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Old heads in bars about to drop 40% after that Tyson loss. YNs gonna try 'em all weekend.
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Rosie Perez's color commentary is surprisingly elite!
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Will Mike Tyson's bare bum to viral?
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