I love Ramen and waifus and I'm a total weeb! Dattebayo! @YourKeni rival. banner by @FalkeD9

Joined March 2022
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6 Mar 2022
A-are you making fun of me.. That's it.. I'm done playing Mr. Nice Guy.. The demon is consuming me
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Heh, this is what true horror is in the west? This cant even get a mere scream out of me. A yandere gf is what most weebs have dreamed of, and this is what normies are afraid of?? 😂 If a western normie were to watch Tokyo ghoul.. lets just say they'd be more than scarred
Original horror & younger audiences are dominating the box office. ‘Backrooms’ and ‘Obsession’ made over $100M collectively this weekend. Around 80% of those moviegoers were under 35.
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Well well.. seems like I should introduce myself malady.. The names Narugod Uzumaki the 5th, but heh, you can call me Naru, just a little pet name between ourselves I normally dont talk to 3d women but a true gamer girl is rare nowadays.. A waifu who games.. heh count me in!
unfortunately i am not a cutesy girl gamer i will tell you to kill yourself
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Legal advice needed I was out throwing myself in the way of trucks (bruteforcing getting isekaid) when I got arrested Allegedly I was trying to "insurance fraud", I got offended and tried to blitz an officer to prove I wasn't a fraud and got sent to the ER Can I press charges?
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You e-sexers are so close but so far You want to be with a waifu (The girls with anime pfps) but your WEAK and PATHETIC western brain still craves for 3d humanoid interaction Oops.. gotta go. Its my scheduled 2 mins with my waifu harem. *she starts giggling* LATER LOSER!! 😂😂
May 9
discord you will rue the day you messed with me.
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Came to a hard decision to cut off my friend. He was kind and a good listener, but had absolutely 0 aura or character arcs No philosophical nihilistic quotes, no complex motives, no NOTHING A 6/10 12 episode slop friend. And you are who hang around so I couldn't do it anymore
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I cut everyone off for aura because I thought id have a Sasuke retrieval arc moment where everyone would go after me but instead THEY LEFT ME ALONE!! Tch. Whatever. I knew from the get go you cant trust 3d hoids.
listen closely, at some point you’ll get this strong urge to just cut everyone off, drop your friends and disappear. it’s very important not to do it, cuz you will actually end up alone after that
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its time to move on from BC and AD. I propose basing years off the most important event in history BA and AA, before and after anime BA is a dreary world. Clearly prehistoric. AA is our modern era, full of sugoi waifus, hype moments, and Japan being the center of the world
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TW: W Slur Real classy westoid.. do you have any idea what impact that word has on us. Spiritually japanese used to get put down everyday using that word.. I remember getting atomic wedgies while getting called the W slur. Its 2026.. its time to leave your bigotry in the past
Nigga said “spiritually Japanese” bro there’s a name for it and it’s called a weeb, it’s been that for the last 15-20 years
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The suspect for the triple homicide case i was on jury duty for officially just reached a verdict of innocent! He definitely killed them but I didn't want to continue the cycle of hatred.. Just cause his victims days were ruined doesn't mean his day had to be ruined as well! ^_^
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Its called being spiritually japanese you damn normie clown. My real name is "Gerald" but my spiritual name is Jerarudo because it makes me feel one with Japan. You can have fun with your basic boring names.. ill be using the one that makes me sound like a sugoi badass
white people be like my name sakura
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Just got dishonorably discharged from my job at the library Reasons: disparaging western media in favor of manga to customers I often constructed riddles for coworkers to enjoy So riddle me this.. what happens when you kick an angel out of heaven. YOUR WORST F*CKING NIGHTMARE
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I f*cking hate my normie family... I had a special edition anime figurine that I was looking forward to enjoying but my grandfoid sent it back because it was "too explicit" Haven't you ever heard of artistic nudity? *sighs*
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Baka gaijins always insist on having to understand the language to watch anime.. God forbid you dont get spoonfed the dialogue... As a western spiritual Japanese, I may not speak the language but I understand it through my soul
This is the truth btw
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*apprentice detective briefing me* "It's a brutal scene in there sir.." *i walk in and puff smoke out of cigar* "Damn right its brutal.. Judging from the scene this was a high diff maybe even extreme diff.."
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Wow.. Kai Cenat-san is even a NEET now because he quit his job.. It was just the other day you were a mere normie but now.. *sheds a tear* its like seeing you all grown up,, I formally welcome you to the otakuhood.. you've got a lot to learn but.. you've got heart kid.
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Hmph.. I wouldn’t expect a normie to get it. Us otaku are shunned by society. Animephobes are rampant and we are oppressed by them. Do you know the solitude of being in a locker alone after being shoved in one? I’ve seen a lot kid. More than you’d be able to fathom.

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Replying to @Narugod5
the energy this is giving off

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This is like watching a baby’s first steps.. cute.. but ultimately clumsy and pathetic. Once you get into niche anime with dark nihilistic philosophy like Serial Experiments Lain, write back to me. Just know you might not be the same person you were before. I know I wasn’t..
Replying to @pipkinpippa
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*being a cuck for the first time* Wow.. sugoi.. t-this power level.. I can’t even make the movements out with my eyes! *looks down at chakra stick* looks like I got a long way to go, huh. My rival speaks up “Heh, damn right you do ya damn nerd! Don’t fall too far behind me”
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Normies do have a reason to truly be afraid, the otaku mind is too powerful for western bakas. While they spend their time watching mind numbing western media, we watch shows only the smartest can understand like Classroom of the Elite. I’d have you like a puppet on a string.

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don’t trust anyone who’s super obsessed with Japan.
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29 Dec 2025
Umm.. can we please refrain from calling non Japanese moving drawing makers animators? The word animator stems from “anime” which famously can only be Japanese.. From now on use the proper term cartoonator for anyone who is not Japanese, arigato!

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24 Dec 2025
Yall need to realize that Chinese animator are on par with Japanese
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