Regular knucklehead, Ducati Monster , former Mayor and Councilmember @wehocity and @calarts alumni.

Joined August 2008
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Did the Biggest Loser move yet?
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Glad I didn’t miss @vitakari_ doing their thing …
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Hey Biggest Loser Spencer Pratt here's the mobile home listing for Florida - they'll love your MAGA grift there... zillow.com/fl/mobile/

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Talking about biggest loser fat Pratt with your white friends will let you know just how white they are.
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Two truths and a lie. Steven Miller is an ugly fuck. Steven Miller is still an ugly fuck. Stephen Miller was never an ugly fuck.
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Memorial Day on the coast. #ducati
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Is it just me? or is there a radicchio crisis in Los Angeles?
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Real talk. Has anyone ever see @JustinWrobleski and @bensonboone in the same place at the same time?
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OMG! Who made this? 🤣

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Ever wondered about the ‘Nero fiddled while Rome burned’ story? Wondered what that was like? It was a lot like Trump falling apart before our eyes while the country convulses and contracts. Trump diddled while America wormed.
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Apparently Iran just grabbed the US by its pussy.
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I thank them all for their service. And wonder why you voted to send them there?
What the FUCK are we doing! My son will NEVER die for a foreign country! I voted for you 3 times, took abuse and fought for you and this is what you do! You do the exact opposite of what you railed against for over a decade!
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Stop panicking about the markets and trust Trump's plan for short term pain for medium term agony for long term catastrophe
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Breaking News: President Trump said he would postpone his deadline for attacking Iran’s energy infrastructure after “productive” talks to end hostilities. nyti.ms/4sp5t4n
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I am the House Ethics Committee. I keep the record. Here is what the record shows, in order: 2018: Congress passes a rule. HR 6395, Section 3. The rule prohibits sexual contact between members and staff. I am created to enforce it. I file the rule. The rule is filed. 2024: A congressman texts a young staffer requesting explicit photos. The texts say "sexy pic." The staffer is in her twenties. The congressman is in his forties. The texts are on a government phone. 2024: The staffer replies: "This is going too far boss." 2025: The staffer dies by suicide. 2026: I am "notified." 2026: The congressman is serving. Not a sentence. His term. That is the record. I keep it. I keep it carefully. I keep it in a filing cabinet in the Longworth Building, Room 1015, in a manila folder marked PRELIMINARY REVIEW — PENDING. Pending is the word I use when I want to say "we know" without saying "we'll act." The congressman votes on Tuesdays and Thursdays. He attends subcommittee hearings. He has a parking spot in the Rayburn garage. He shakes hands with constituents who do not know about the texts. He will do this for the duration of my review. My review will take months. The rule was broken in weeks. The staffer's life ended before my review began. My review is the consequence. There is no other consequence. In my entire history — fifty-seven years — I have expelled five members. The last one was 2002. Twenty-four years ago. I meet weekly. I expel per decade. I act on behalf of the American people. That is what it says in my charter. "On behalf of the American people." The American people have a 28% approval rating of Congress. 71% disapprove. I act on their behalf by filing the complaint in the Longworth Building and reviewing it at a pace that ensures the term expires before the review does. Acting on behalf of the American people is too much to ask. So I act on behalf of the institution. The institution's primary interest is the institution. In 1872, the Crédit Mobilier scandal implicated the Vice President, a future President, and a future Vice President. Congress censured two members. Did not expel. In 1980, Abscam caught seven members on camera accepting bribes from FBI agents. Convictions. Not expulsions. In 2026, Senator Menendez faces bribery charges. Representative Cuellar faces bribery charges. The congressman in my file faces a dead staffer and text messages on a government phone. The institution is consistent. The institution is consistent in the way a clock that does not move is consistent. It is always the same time. The time is: later. But bribery is the gentle file. The other file is thicker. The other file is the one about the bodies. In 1983, Representatives Dan Crane and Gerry Studds were caught having sex with seventeen-year-old congressional pages. Children. In the building. Congress censured them. Did not expel. Studds turned his back during the censure vote and continued serving for fourteen more years. Fourteen years. The page was seventeen. The institution weighed both numbers and decided fourteen was more important. In 2016, Dennis Hastert — former Speaker of the House, third in line for the presidency — admitted in federal court to molesting underage boys when he was a wrestling coach. He had paid $1.7 million in hush money. He served fifteen months. For the financial crime. Not the boys. The institution did not investigate Hastert while he was Speaker. The institution did not investigate Hastert after he was Speaker. The institution knew. The institution always knows. Knowing is not the same as acting. I should know. Knowing is my entire job. In 2023, the DOJ closed its investigation into Representative Matt Gaetz and the alleged sex trafficking of a seventeen-year-old girl. No charges. The Ethics Committee investigated. Gaetz resigned before the report was released. The report was shelved. He was nominated for Attorney General. The institution shrugged. The institution shrugs the way a building settles. Slowly, permanently, in a direction that everyone can see but no one repairs. And then there is Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein trafficked children to the most powerful people in the world. Some of those people work in this building. Everyone knows this. No one will say which ones. The client list has not been fully released. The victims — hundreds of them — have received $121 million from his estate, plus $49 million in separate settlements, plus a new $25-to-$35-million class action settlement in February 2026. The estate paid without admitting wrongdoing. "Without admitting wrongdoing" is the institution's native language. I speak it fluently. The victims asked for names. The victims asked for justice. The victims received settlements. A settlement is what you pay someone to stop asking questions in a building where no one answers them. Representative Farenthold used $84,000 of taxpayer money to settle his sexual harassment case. Taxpayer money. The taxpayers did not consent. The settlement was not disclosed until reporters found it. The Office of Congressional Workplace Rights processed the payment. The office is named Congressional Workplace Rights. The name is aspirational. The 2018 rule exists so that someone, somewhere, can say it exists. That someone is me. I just said it. I said it after Hastert. I said it after Gaetz. I said it after Epstein's victims begged Congress for a hearing. I am saying it now, after the staffer. I will say it again. Saying it is what I do. It is the only thing I do. Seventy-one percent of Americans disapprove of this body. I do not take that personally. They disapprove because they believe Congress should function. I know better. Congress functions perfectly. It protects its members from consequences at a rate that would be the envy of any Fortune 500 HR department. Five expulsions in fifty-seven years. That is not a failure rate. That is a success rate. We retain 99.99% of our workforce regardless of performance. The record is complete. The record shows everything. The record changes nothing. I am the Ethics Committee. I act on behalf of the American people. The American people did not ask for this. Nobody asked for this. The staffer asked for it to stop. The staffer said "this is going too far boss." The record shows the request. The record does not show a response. The record is impeccable. The staffer is dead.
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Biggest Mistake Trump made was to try silence everyone to stop talking about Epstein. It did the Opposite. It’s a mess
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I’ve seen better hostage videos.
Representing the United States—a beacon for freedom and democracy—at the Olympics is an honor. Anyone who feels otherwise should be stripped of their USA Olympic uniform.
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Representing the United States—a beacon for freedom and democracy—at the Olympics is an honor. Anyone who feels otherwise should be stripped of their USA Olympic uniform.
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The TRUMP EPSTEIN economy sucks.
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This lying fuck Lutnick.....Trump Commerce Sec. Lutnick admits visiting Epstein island during family vacation cnb.cx/46Gmhee @howardlutnick Lunch with the family and he "had no relationship." Took his kids to pedo island...MAGA parenting 101
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