Maybe someday I’ll be as cool as the Alpengeist guy

What an awesome find at Goodwill *I added the photo

So in surprising news July will not be the final day for Primm’s resorts. Terrible’s Casinos has reached an agreement to operate the properties saying “We believe Primm can again become one of the most vibrant travel destinations on Interstate 15, and we are excited to begin”

Introducing Rip Roarin’ Falls at @carowinds!

Here is the POV for the new for 2027 Vekoma manufactured Eagles Pursuit coming to Waldameer!

Yall know that if every thumbnail is ai, red, yellow and white text everything is the same? In the blur of being the same, choose being unique. If we learn one thing from Theme Parks, unique passion makes places special. 😂 oh on another note new expedition is nearly ready 👍😉

Coaster #406: Gold Rush at Palace Playland in Old Orchard Beach, ME Shout out to the @RCCGB for letting me crash their party 🇬🇧

I finally visited Cuffy’s on Cape Cod, and the similarities to Disney’s Boardwalk Resort are uncanny

Just noticed that on the Jungle-X map, there’s an Anaconda coming out of the lake where the coaster once stood

Did someone say 450' tall crane? @SFGrAdventure

Just adding the photo of Weird Al on Anaconda @KingsDominionVA for context.

Launch into the legend of #WerewolfGorge - new in 2027! This record-breaking family coaster sends you hurtling along 4,120 feet of twisted track - including 32 exhilarating airtime moments - as you explore the deserted silver mine where mysterious howls echo from the dark.

BANNED FOR LIFE: YouTuber Allen Ferrell will no longer be allowed at any Six Flags theme parks after sneaking chicken nuggets onto Cedar Point’s Millennium Force roller coaster and recording a video. Ferrell attempted to eat the nuggets while traveling at speeds faster than 90mph. @CedarPoint’s @TonyClarkCP sent a statement to WKYC-TV in response to the video: "This guest has been banned from all Six Flags parks for life. Safety is a cornerstone of our business and we have zero tolerance for inappropriate and unsafe behavior. Our ride safety policy strictly prohibits all loose articles on rides, including food which can become a choking hazard.” The video of Allen’s last ever ride on Millennium Force has nearly 700,000 views.

Imagine if Disney waits another 62 years to update the Carousel of Progress timeline. The 1969/1985/1999/future version would close for refurb in 2089.

You know what? I kind of love it. They reset the attraction to 60 years in the past, just like the original. My only complaint is that it makes me feel old (but that’s true).

I like that every Jim Shull tweet has: 1) Stolen photos 2) A YouTube link that doesn't even work

June 8 @ 10:30 am in Harmony Hall. Six Flags is announcing @Carowinds’ next record breaking attraction! #WHATSINTHEWOODS RSVPs out today. 📧 If you didn’t get an invite, bring it. This event will be open to all park guest and Passholders. First come, first seated.

They’re using the same trash can design as the Burbank lot. Pluto’s Corner is a close match, too!

the piano keys under mat in Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets is one of the greatest theme park prop gags ever

Gotta love how close this matches the real thing

NEW: Comedian Nate Bargatze is revealing more details about his NATELAND THEME PARK project. The park will be in his hometown of Nashville, Tennessee: 🌳 Over 100 acres 💰 $350 million to build 🎢 Featuring roller coasters, restaurants and live entertainment A new report in the Wall Street Journal says Nateland will be “divided into three sections based on the comedian’s roots in Tennessee, his career journey to New York and his expanding reach in the world beyond.” Guests will enter through a 90’s themed mall. A New York section will have a ride through a simulated Times Square. A third section will have stunt performances and interactive shows. The park is being designed by @StorylandStudio and much of the land has been acquired, but the team is keeping the exact location a secret. @natebargatze’s “Big Dumb Eyes” tour is set to sell more than 2 MILLION TICKETS. The tour brought in more than $77 MILLION last year, making him the top touring comedian in America.