Stand-up comedian. Uncultured swine and noted heathen. Casual enthusiast. Leisure Icon. My sport is chillin'. The Dahar Master.
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10 Aug 2021
If I wake up at 5 AM every day, that means I can start drinking at noon, right?
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Flashdance...What A Feeling - 1983
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Jun 7
HEARTBREAKING: #NFL HCs and GMs LAUGHED AT Darren Sproles when he measured in at the combine and was only 5-foot-6 and weighed in at 170 pounds.
Sproles called his dad: “They laughed at me”
His Dad replied: “You know what to do”
Sproles became a legend.
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Jun 6
Insane to think that all through the 90s we were told we absolutely had to let the Klan march in American cities to protect free speech and now they're withholding diplomas, firing people, imposing travel bans, qmd running weekslong smear campaigns for saying the word genocide.
A 17-year-old valedictorian, Leen Hijaz, used her graduation speech to speak for the voiceless: "Millions suffering in Palestine, Sudan, Congo, Afghanistan. Families torn apart by ICE."
The school administrator cut her mic. Told her: "If you don't stop, you're not graduating." They withheld her diploma for four days.
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Good morning….NYC is ready….LFG Knicks!
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Dis my MAMA.
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Helene Nomsa Brath was one of the eight founding members of the #GrandassaModels -- the women who in the early 1960s pioneered the #BlackIsBeautiful movement. Emphasizing Afros, natural skin and curves: instagram.com/reel/DAdd1jNxq…
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Jun 7
new york is the best city in the world
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Good god this is a crazy interview. Listen as Scott Pelley describes how Bari Weiss wanted journalists at CBS to cover the killing of Renee Good in Minnesota. This is why we can’t have oligarchs running our news outlets, this is absolutely devastating.
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Josh Hart:
"I kind of wish the ticket prices weren't as crazy as they are. I feel like a lot of people who have been waiting for this moment for a very long time unfortunately aren't able to get into the building. The cheapest ticket $7K, $8,000. That's ridiculous"
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Let that fat, greasy, orange, attention-whoring, poopy-pants heffa bring his stank ass to MSG. We spent the last ten days roasting the fuck outta ELMO for talking crazy. And WE LOVE ELMO. We. Don’t. Love. That. HOE!
Nixon Fo'!
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Jun 7
the way this had me SEATED from beginning to end omfg😭
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Jun 7
James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell
Fans will be prohibited from hosting watch parties outside Madison Square Garden or bringing bags into the venue during Game 3 of the NBA Finals, as MSG, the U.S. Secret Service and New York Police ramp up security measures with President Donald Trump planning to attend the game Monday night.
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Jun 6
Every single clip coming out of NYC rn is such a vibe.
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Jun 5
Erick Sermon & Marvin Gaye🙏🏾 - Music (2001)
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Jun 5
People like me take great pains to avoid coming across as antisemitic in our criticisms of Israel, and then Jewish Zionists go to these events all “Yes we Jews need to be actively manipulating western institutions in order to deceive everyone and control society.”
Jun 4
AI presents an incredible opportunity for Jews because "instead of trying to control the whole world" and "manage" social media, "we can go directly to the companies" with "advocacy solutions," Dr. Maya Ackerman tells the American Jewish Committee.
"For the first time, there is a path to correcting the digital world!" Ackerman says.
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Whispers - And The Beat Goes On - 1979
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Jun 1
Me pretending to look for my wallet until someone says 'I'll pay'
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Nothing more Israel than holding Muslims hostage
May 31
Cardboard cutouts of Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji at the Israel Day Parade after they skipped the annual event
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This is good policy.
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
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May 30
The best apology in the history of sports
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Jeffrey Osborne - Love Ballad
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