Surely @stephenfry retweeting this constitutes assisted euthenasia??

Why does it take until 'mid-life' to realise that we are not doing that which makes us happy? Time to get my skates on & fix it, methinks!

Oh dear. Mower stops. refill empty tank. 15 mins pulling starter cord & a twinging back later, I spot the spark plug cap hanging off.. Oops.

If you need 2 get through a crowd I'm available. Indoor treadmill. Mmm...I'm a bit fruity right now! Showers!!!