TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: Instagram.com/PFTompkins
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1 Jan 2023
You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins.
I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well.
I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises.
Good luck everyone! See you around!
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31 Dec 2022
A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.
31 Dec 2022
Breaking News: Benedict XVI, the pope emeritus, died at 95. A traditionalist, he shocked the Roman Catholic world when he resigned in 2013. nyti.ms/3IbtQ19
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31 Dec 2022
I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662
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29 Dec 2022
I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps
28 Dec 2022
I'd choose Andrew Tate's life *every single time* over the life of a half-educated, doom-mongering eco-cultist. And the only car I own is a diesel Tiguan. 🤷🏻♀️ 1/2
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31 Dec 2022
Spirit after the Southwest cancellations
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31 Dec 2022
Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so
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29 Dec 2022
this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered
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29 Dec 2022
Uh oh, did we go viral again?
29 Dec 2022
Comedy Bang! Bang! Best Ofs #Birdman
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29 Dec 2022
Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:
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Bringing In The Sheaves
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70s Alka-Seltzer jingle
2,984 votes • Final results
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29 Dec 2022
I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.
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29 Dec 2022
Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹
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28 Dec 2022
Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222NYC
27 Dec 2022
Folks, it is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce that, due to illness, I will not be appearing in this year’s Christmas shows with @aimeemann. Aimee, band, and guests WILL be performing, though.
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28 Dec 2022
the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before
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Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.
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28 Dec 2022
It was great to be on stage with @aimeemann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.
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