Funnier: I largely accepted the invite because I wanted to see what the BTS of Beast inc and productions like this look like for myself. Figured I’d get eliminated early and could look around. THEN I somehow won the whole thing and I GET TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS AWAY 🤣🤣

Got a chance to get out of my comfort zone, put my brain and body to the test, and try to win yall $1,000,000. Check it out and I’ll give you a personal breakdown tomorrow. 🔥❤️

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

Are we in the middle of a “Big Sugar” psyop or something? 🤣🤣🤣 My feeds been taken over with all those Kool-Aid sugar pineapple-out-the-back-of-a-trunk videos, and I'm even getting ads for sugar.

How long do you wait to honk after the light turns green if the car in front of you doesn’t move? Also does the math change if you’re a few cars back and not directly behind the lead car? Was having a chat this morning and got very different responses.

Apparently putting his name on buildings wasn’t enough. Now, this President is literally declaring himself to be Jesus. To call this egomania is an understatement.

If Dems want to win the #GAgov race, we need a candidate who meets voters where they are (online). This @JasonEsteves interview with @PhillyD is authentic, honest, and insightful. Well worth the watch! youtube.com/watch?v=wKcbkiD4…

GUYS!! AS TRUMP JUST SAID, HE WAS CLEARLY A DOCTOR IN THIS PHOTO, WEARING TRADITIONAL DOCTOR CLOTHING, AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE WITH THAT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY THE FAKE NEWS AND DONALD TRUMP IS DEFINITELY NOT SUNDOWNING OR THE ANTI-CHRIST!!

I'm sorry to tell you, but your dad just sent this tweet to your mom with a lil 😉

A very normal non-insane thing to say, sir.

I got 2 tickets close to perfect center of the theater because someone let their cart expire!! Honestly the highlight of my lame ass day 😅

It's because he is really really funny.

HUGE!!! Also to all the non-Crawlers out there, this is a great read or listen to lose yourself in. 7 books so far, with an 8th coming out in May. Starts fun and just gets better and better.

…like a dog?

THIS IS ALL YALLS FAULT!! IF ONLY YOU HAD KEPT THE DOW OVER 50,000!!! 😭😭😭

People: Everything is getting too expensive!! Can you please do something about it?! The Government:

Nobody's talking about the helium problem. About a third of the world's helium supply which is critical to high-end chip manufacturing, is locked in Qatar. Iranian strikes have hit Qatari natural gas facilities, which is where helium production comes from and even undamaged supply can't ship because the Strait of Hormuz is closed. Now the workaround is a pipeline through Saudi Arabia to the Suez Canal, BUT Iran's allies in Yemen have already flagged they're willing to shut that route down too. Tech prices were already multiple times higher than a year ago. Chips were already in short supply. AI companies and consumers are already fighting over the same inventory. It gets worse from here unfortunately unless something changes.

Trump announced a five-day pause on strikes against Iranian energy infrastructure and claimed the US is in talks with Iran for a "complete resolution." BUT Iran flatly denied any talks are happening and said Trump backed down after receiving intelligence that Iran was prepared to hit every power plant in the Middle East. Meanwhile, crude oil briefly dropped to $85 on the headline. Gas nationally is approaching $4, with California around $6.

Damn he just gave people the moral green light to celebrate when he kicks it. People are going to be saving the screenshot of his reaction like a “get of jail free card” to say the wiiiildest shit.