Atheist, Pessimist, Evolutionist, Private Security Guru.
Joined March 2014
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13 Oct 2015
Giving this twitter shit another go. Let's see if I can remember I'm on it this time.lol
5 Aug 2015
Just listened to a rant from @HowardStern sounding like a smarmy, out of touch fuckbag. Imagine that.lol
10 Apr 2015
When I die, I want to be cast in a giant novelty icecube, and pushed into the North Atlantic. Fact.
21 Nov 2014
Can now ad ' worked for a wizard ' to my job experience. lol If my life were 'normal' I'd think something was wrong.
9 Nov 2014
Trying to weigh waiting in the ER for potentially no reason, against actually having a broken kneecap and letting it slide....
15 May 2014
There's an asshole bird outside my house that sounds just like my doorbell. Fuck you doorbell bird, I'm sick of checking the door!!
4 May 2014
Watching #DevilsDueMovie, have to keep reminding myself is not #ParanormalActivity. Booooooo.
28 Apr 2014
In case any of you were sleeping, @ThiagoAlvesATT put on a clinic the other night on #ufconfox11
26 Apr 2014
You want drama? Fuck HBO, go to a bar and stay sober. Shit gets real.
24 Apr 2014
Its hard to take a martial art seriously that'll give a black belt to an 11yo. #Taekwondo, I'm lookin at you.
23 Apr 2014
Getting pumped to tear Quebec a new asshole! Rockfest can't come soon enough!!
Rob Logan retweeted
20 Apr 2014
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20 Apr 2014
Happy pagan holiday that was stolen to make it easier to convert people to Christianity!!
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19 Apr 2014
West side is full of lesbians that dress like 12 year old boys. Yuck.
15 Apr 2014
Former Korn Touring Guitarist Shane Gibson Passes Away (Updated) theprp.com/2014/04/15/news/f…
15 Apr 2014
More people have seen my balls, than have seen my belly button. Fact.