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RITZ Crackers @Ritzcrackers

CEO of Salty Club 🟡🧂

Joined March 2012
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I don't care if you call it soccer or football just pass me the snacks
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some of y’all never ate cheese with a little red stick as a child and it shows
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I dont care if u like blue cheese just don't do it in front of me
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3 albums? someone was salty
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one thing about me is that i will be salty
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i’d rather eat a mozzarella stick that's rolled down 20 flight of stairs than some blue cheese
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hey girl are you cheese because i like cheese
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the biggest lie is that blue cheese is good
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charcuterie is wanting a sandwich but just not having any bread
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if you're ever sad just remember how many different cheeses exist
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RITZ BELONGS ON CHARCUTERIE BOARDS RITZ BELONGS ON CHARCUTERIE BOARDS RITZ BELONGS ON CHARCUTERIE BOARDS
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everyone started saying snack plates just because you guys couldn't spell charcouterie
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they say i’m flaky, but have you met your situationship
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not to be dramatic but i can smell that you had tuna salad for lunch
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no, your email is not finding me well today
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When I say "I’m hungry" it’s a warning not a FYI
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maturing is realizing i belong on the charcuterie board and not some fancy water crackers
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i love board games. my favorite is the one with cheese, meat, and pickles
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Things are about to get salty 2.8.26 👀🏈
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forget a healing era just start traumatizing ppl back
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