Booking Inquiries: BookTheKitty@Gmail.com Amateur Human Being/Professional Entertainer Pronouns: It/That #RottenKitty

Joined April 2009
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26 Jan 2022
Some musical gratitude for all the healthcare workers who do the impossible every day. Simple Gifts, #songsofcomfort
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ALERT: Burbank police and paramedics are responding to the AMC 16 for a report of one person who karate chopped another person
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Oh, my day? 3 hours for COVID-Testing-appointment, in sunbaked hooptie (no A/C) that overheated on emergency-trip to mechanic. Late to work. Gig canceled. #FML
If you did not feel it, before, then the sudden cancellation of #FridayThe13th, at The @ComedyChateau, should inspire resentment of the Coronavirus #CancelCovid
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Tickets are almost gone! $5-Off with code: ROTTENKITTY Check out "#FridayThe13th at The @ComedyChateau" (Blame @GothComedian of The @DarkMarkShow) eventbrite.com/e/friday-the-… @Eventbrite
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Tickets are almost gone! $5-Off with code: ROTTENKITTY Check out "#FridayThe13th at The @ComedyChateau" (Blame @GothComedian of The @DarkMarkShow) eventbrite.com/e/friday-the-…@Eventbrite
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Tommy Chong will be on @darkmarkshow Tune in Friday night at 9pm pacific on @RenagadeRadio #tommychong #cheechandchong #weed #comedy #legend
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I am so proud to be represented by our U.S.A. Women’s Gymnastics team. #FeelingPatriotic #Nerd #Simone #SimoneBiles #TeamUSA #TokyoOlympics
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“You have the brain of a dead worm, Ms.Kitty” ---Mr.Henry (…which I willfully admit; ’tis true) #AdventuresInBabysitting #Henry #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Quote
Before BathTime, Mr.Henry decided to bite my behind, as he announced, “You have a cutie-bootyface, & a super-butt” #Babysitting #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Quote
Unapologetically-blurple, but… ♬…Oh, without them, I'm so blue There's only one thing that will do To make this heartache end To be back home again…♬ ---#BigBird/#CarollSpinney (“#ImSoBlue,” #SesameStreet Presents: #FollowThatBird, 1985) youtu.be/bY8trVya5aU #JimHenson
I share with my BigSister all of my secrets, which I must, now, whisper to the stars. May TheForce be with her. She is my hero, and I love her, always. @CBergiadis #CancelCancer #Heartbroken #ShotgunBetty #WaitTheresSomethingInMyEye
Let word ring-out, & the learning begin... #Juneteenth (June 19th) is an official Federal Holiday! #EmancipationDay #FreedomDay #JubileeDay
Today I signed the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act into law.
Mr.C: Maybe it's G*d telling you not to go? Me: If your, 'G*d,' is telling me anything...maybe wonder why me, instead of you? #CaregiverLife
I enjoy hearing different accents, but @EnterpriseCares should hire more locals, familiar with ballpark-close pronunciations. #Adulting
Am I alone in noticing that a great many first-time-moms act as if they have somehow invented #Pregnancy? #DeepThoughts #ReinventingTheWheel
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#ThatMomentWhen... ...you eat just enough to be too much, before you have to work Please, @RedBull, give me wings! #HiHoHiHo #INeedANap #WFH
ThirstyDude: "I'd bet you get, 'Ariel,' in a #DisneyPrincess-Quiz, huh?" Me: "Nope...#Ariel wanted to be around people." #Close #MissTheGirl