Booking Inquiries: BookTheKitty@Gmail.com Amateur Human Being/Professional Entertainer Pronouns: It/That #RottenKitty
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Some musical gratitude for all the healthcare workers who do the impossible every day.
Simple Gifts, #songsofcomfort
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3 Nov 2021
ALERT: Burbank police and paramedics are responding to the AMC 16 for a report of one person who karate chopped another person
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13 Aug 2021
Oh, my day?
3 hours for COVID-Testing-appointment, in sunbaked hooptie (no A/C) that overheated on emergency-trip to mechanic.
Late to work.
Gig canceled.
#FML
13 Aug 2021
If you did not feel it, before, then the sudden cancellation of #FridayThe13th, at The @ComedyChateau, should inspire resentment of the Coronavirus
#CancelCovid
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12 Aug 2021
Tickets are almost gone!
$5-Off with code: ROTTENKITTY
Check out
"#FridayThe13th at The @ComedyChateau"
(Blame @GothComedian of The @DarkMarkShow)
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@Eventbrite
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12 Aug 2021
Tickets are almost gone!
$5-Off with code: ROTTENKITTY
Check out
"#FridayThe13th at The @ComedyChateau"
(Blame @GothComedian of The @DarkMarkShow)
eventbrite.com/e/friday-the-…… @Eventbrite
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Rotten Kitty retweeted
3 Aug 2021
Spend #fridaythe13th with some #killers
eventbrite.com/e/friday-the-… @ The Comedy Chateau instagram.com/p/CSIFpPQB91N_…
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Rotten Kitty retweeted
11 Aug 2021
Tommy Chong will be on @darkmarkshow
Tune in Friday night at 9pm pacific on @RenagadeRadio
#tommychong #cheechandchong #weed #comedy #legend
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27 Jul 2021
I am Hosting some outright Shenanigans.
$5-Off with code: ROTTENKITTY
Check out
"#FridayThe13th at The @ComedyChateau"
(Blame @GothComedian of The @DarkMarkShow)
eventbrite.com/e/friday-the-… @Eventbrite
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25 Jul 2021
I am so proud to be represented by our U.S.A. Women’s Gymnastics team.
#FeelingPatriotic #Nerd #Simone #SimoneBiles #TeamUSA #TokyoOlympics
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22 Jul 2021
“You have the brain of a dead worm, Ms.Kitty”
---Mr.Henry
(…which I willfully admit; ’tis true)
#AdventuresInBabysitting #Henry #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Quote
22 Jul 2021
Before BathTime, Mr.Henry decided to bite my behind, as he announced,
“You have a cutie-bootyface, & a super-butt”
#Babysitting #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #Quote
21 Jul 2021
Unapologetically-blurple, but…
♬…Oh, without them, I'm so blue
There's only one thing that will do
To make this heartache end
To be back home again…♬
---#BigBird/#CarollSpinney
(“#ImSoBlue,” #SesameStreet Presents: #FollowThatBird, 1985)
youtu.be/bY8trVya5aU
#JimHenson
1 Jul 2021
I share with my BigSister all of my secrets, which I must, now, whisper to the stars. May TheForce be with her. She is my hero, and I love her, always.
@CBergiadis
#CancelCancer #Heartbroken #ShotgunBetty #WaitTheresSomethingInMyEye
18 Jun 2021
Let word ring-out, & the learning begin...
#Juneteenth (June 19th) is an official Federal Holiday!
#EmancipationDay #FreedomDay #JubileeDay
17 Jun 2021
Today I signed the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act into law.
17 Jun 2021
Mr.C: Maybe it's G*d telling you not to go?
Me: If your, 'G*d,' is telling me anything...maybe wonder why me, instead of you?
#CaregiverLife
17 Jun 2021
I enjoy hearing different accents, but @EnterpriseCares should hire more locals, familiar with ballpark-close pronunciations.
#Adulting
17 Jun 2021
Am I alone in noticing that a great many first-time-moms act as if they have somehow invented #Pregnancy?
#DeepThoughts #ReinventingTheWheel
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16 Jun 2021
#ThatMomentWhen...
...you eat just enough to be too much, before you have to work
Please, @RedBull, give me wings!
#HiHoHiHo #INeedANap #WFH
16 Jun 2021
ThirstyDude: "I'd bet you get, 'Ariel,' in a #DisneyPrincess-Quiz, huh?"
Me: "Nope...#Ariel wanted to be around people."
#Close #MissTheGirl