Comedian,writer,professional devils advocate,liaison of good times... Salute Me or Shoot Me on @hbo! Tom Brady Roast on @netflix! On tour - Tix ⬇️

Joined December 2008
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Sam Jay retweeted
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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Lord bless me with this level of petty
🇳🇬🇲🇽We’re Nigerians, but today we are Mexicans. — As group of Nigerians gathered in Mexico City to support Mexico against South Africa.
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Sam Jay retweeted
If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?
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Wu Tang Clan > Ku Klux Klan
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Sam Jay retweeted
MJ had the Flu Game, Knicks got the Wu Game

ALT Raekwon The Chef Cream GIF by Wu-Tang Clan

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Sam Jay retweeted
you can’t win nothing with a nigga walking around with that nut ass cut
Spurs’ De’Aaron Fox on attempting the layup late rather than running the clock: “I just thought I’d be able to outrun [Knicks’ OG Anunoby]. That’s it.”
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Sam Jay retweeted
Trump shows up loss Wu Tang shows up win
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Sam Jay retweeted
Black people will defend murderers, no matter how wrong they are only because they’re Black.
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Freaknik got freaked out!!! omny.fm/shows/look-back-at-i…
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Saying a freestyle sounded like slam poetry is high level ignorance. Cause the connection between those two worlds has been a part of hiphop since hip-hopped. Get these new niggas away from the culture asap
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The Audacity is a good show.
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London !
Replying to @sohotheatre
Plenty more 💋 ★ Zachary Ruane ★ You're So Special by Julia Grogan ★ A to B by Tia-Renee Mullings ★ John Keanrs ★ Ayoade Bamgboye (extra shows added) ★ @SamJayComic ★ Ralph Barbosa sohotheatre.com/whats-on-sal…
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The pod is live tap on in !!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… S/O to Cosby
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The greatest trick @TheBoysTV ever pulled was making Home Lander trump.
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When i have to take a shit in public i identify as a man cant be shitting around the hotties
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THE POD IS LIVE!!!!! S/O to Ms.Dolezal iheart.com/podcast/1119-look… Like and subscribe dawg
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Afro Man really being the hero we need in these dark times
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Sam Jay retweeted
Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

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RT @girl_nicki0510: @SamJayComic I was at your 7:30 show tonight in Philly, we met briefly, I mentioned how much I loved you, your work and…
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I saw @SamJayComic last night in Philly at punchline, she is hilarious
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