Podcast comedian as seen on @HBO @Vicenews & Co-host of The Black Guy Who Tips @TBGWT I do with my hubby @rodimusprime writer for @GameTheoryHBO 5 days a week.
Joined April 2009
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20 Apr 2019
This is how black @GameOfThrones fans have built their own universe out of Westeros with #DemThrones
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As an Xbox console owner and a GamePass subscriber i have an unpopular online opinion. I do not care about exclusives as much as I care about day 1 game pass games.
Something about this new direction makes me wonder if Microsoft will even stick it out with Xbox through this.
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Jun 13
I will pass 10 gas stations just to go to my gas station
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Jun 13
Calling Social Security an entitlement is wild when we've been paying for it out of every paycheck our entire lives.๐๐ก
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Jun 13
the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Jun 13
CIA: Cat Investigation Agency..๐๐พ๐
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Jun 13
You ever quit a job application halfway through because theyโre asking too much?๐๐ซจ
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Jun 12
I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone ๐ญ
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Yes, a cashier at Walmart, a delivery driver at Amazon, or a waiter at KFC, should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That is exactly what jobs are for.
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Jun 13
Shoutout to everyone whose weekend plans consist of sleeping, waking up to eat, and then going back to sleep because existence is expensive.๐
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Jun 13
Me, showering with boiling hot water like itโs nothing...
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Me when I'm home alone making sure I still got it
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Jun 12
them: โyou seem like a quiet personโ
me when iโm by myself:
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Jun 12
Probably the first beings to ragebait
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Jun 12
people need to understand that using tax money to fund programmes that support the community is LITERALLY THE ENTIRE POINT OF HAVING A GOVERNMENT
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Jun 13
When an engineer designs a scarecrow.
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Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
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Jun 12
"i can't wait to have fun on my day off!"
me on my day off:
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Jun 11
i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing๐๐๐
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