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18 Nov 2024
Life is like a giant jigsaw puzzle. The older you get, the more pieces you put together. The funny thing is, no one ever finishes the puzzle.
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15 Oct 2024
I’ve learned that football is just a game of ‘hot potato’ played by big, burly men wearing pretty-colored helmets.
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9 Apr 2024
Before Social Media: "For he's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny!"
After Social Media: "F*** that guy!"
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8 Apr 2024
If the groundhog sees his shadow during the eclipse then we're all screwed.
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8 Mar 2024
SNL should have Mike Johnson played by a muppet in their State of the Union sketch.
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8 Mar 2024
And the Oscar goes to the Best Performance by an AI-generated Republican response to a State of the Union address.
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6 Feb 2024
I never realized that most of life is just maintenance and upkeep.
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28 Jan 2024
I don’t think I could ever be a cat. I couldn’t handle that much power.
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14 Jan 2024
The upside of AI is you can now create the perfect picture to show at your funeral.
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3 Dec 2023
The good and bad of December for kids. The good: Christmas is in December. The bad: Moms telling kids, "Come back inside the house when the street lights come on." Kids: "But mom! It's only 4 o'clock!"
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29 Oct 2023
Something you can say at the farmer's market and in the bedroom: 'I'll give you five bucks for those eggs.'
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22 Oct 2023
I wish shopping carts had an odometer, like on a car, so you could tell how many miles each one has on them.
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25 May 2023
I think for all vegetarian meal options they should serve Halloween candy.
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12 Apr 2023
I believe that aliens visit our planet on a regular basis to take back to their home world humankind's greatest achievement: macaroni & cheese.
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30 Sep 2022
Wrtitten in the style of the old Playboy party jokes: “Our Unabashed Dictionary defines ‘rhythmic farting’ as Anal Beats.” #FridayFunnies