If you aren't going to try and laugh on a regular basis then, like, what's even the point?

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4 Apr 2017
Student: "Mr. K, does this make you uncomfortable?" *shows me a picture of pizza with peeps cooked on to it*
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2 Mar 2021
Replying to @lsv
@lsv @Marshall_LR I'm at a total loss on what to cut/include here. Any thoughts?
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2 Mar 2021
It feels like this has the potential to be one of the best decks I've ever drafted but I also feel like it's prone to being very top heavy. Also, I think blue and red were open lol.
17 May 2017
Yeah! Screw the First Amendment!!! x.com/cnn/status/86491784591…

17 May 2017
DHS chief caught on hot mic jokingly telling Trump to use his new ceremonial Coast Guard saber on the press cnn.it/2pWYOyu
17 May 2017
How was this not the only red flag we needed as a country?
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16 May 2017
Quote from a student: "Wanna know how stupid David is? I had to make a meme about him." Oh what a time to be alive!
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26 Mar 2017
"I had Gonzaga and South Carolina in the Final Four in my bracket." - your friend who is a liar
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Hey Republicans, don't worry, that burn is covered under the Affordable Care Act
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Republicans land a punch on health care, to their own face nyti.ms/2n17YZr

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25 Mar 2017
oh my god
24 Mar 2017
Just upgrade my @MaxFunHQ donations to $10 a month because @travismcelroy, @griffinmcelroy, and @JustinMcElroy make such good good podcasts
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16 Mar 2017
WHOA. We had no idea that our Realometer EP charted at #82 on the @iTunes charts! 🙌🙏
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Why isn't "convince the First Lady to live with me and save literally hundreds of millions of dollars" on President Trump's budget proposal?
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13 Mar 2017
Imagine showing this image to someone 8 years ago and saying "This is news now." x.com/thehill/status/8413778…

13 Mar 2017
Trump unfollows Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski on Twitter: hill.cm/CYIdly7
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Excuse me Delta, you can't treat me like this. I am a Twitch partner.
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11 Mar 2017
I'm really enjoying Shel Silverstein's new work.
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Trump today made his 8th trip to the golf course in 6 weeks as president. Here are his previous tweets about presidents and golf:
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2 Mar 2017
Obama Was Kicked Off Of A White House Tour For Shouting, ‘I Already Know That,’ After Everything The Tour Guide Said clckhl.co/9LWiyx3
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