Full English berkfest
Joined May 2009
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15 Dec 2023
GET IN THERE
15 Dec 2023
@ShitChester traffic lights are not working at the sainsbury roundabout so it's a free for all
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1 Nov 2023
His job is bladerunner. His name is Ken Bladerunner.
ALT Ryan Gosling as K in Blade Runner 2049
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29 Sep 2023
I like that @ShitChester has become the official account for all things Cestrian, most of which aren’t shit at all.
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28 Sep 2023
Something a bit Wasp Factory about this tree feller. Caveat: I read The Wasp Factory 25 years ago.
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26 Sep 2023
I’ve just started watching Taskmaster New Zealand. Unexpectedly, one of the series 1 contestants is Nicolas Winding Refn.
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22 Sep 2023
🎵 Seven bins, and sewage in the river / Seven bins, are Tory policy 🎵
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21 Sep 2023
Trying to put a positive spin on the equinox: From today, the rate at which the amount of daylight is decreasing, is decreasing.
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20 Sep 2023
I was on 17.48 bus from Chester Interchange to Blacon, service No 1. I have left some vital documents on the bus. Has anyone come accross with them or has seen anything like that on Arriva bus on Blacon service today? They are really important to me. @ShitChester #help
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19 Sep 2023
This is getting a bit Mandela Effect. Everything I thought I knew is a lie!
19 Sep 2023
I checked. If it ran in theatres before telly then I’ll eat your doughnut.
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19 Sep 2023
Correction: '78. Thanks @ShitChester
19 Sep 2023
I saw Mr. Spoon on Button Moon LIVE at the Chester Gateway theatre in 1976.
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19 Sep 2023
I saw Mr. Spoon on Button Moon LIVE at the Chester Gateway theatre in 1976.
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19 Sep 2023
It must be nice to be so sure of your own smartness that you will never, ever deviate from your first impression of something. Unfortunately, to the rest of us, you look AS THICK AS FUCKING PIGSHIT
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18 Sep 2023
Look! A futuristic motorbike! Is the idea of something *looking* futuristic inherently retro? Anyway. I like its hunched-forward stance, and there's a pleasing consistency in its panels' geometry. It's on @BikeEXIF. bikeexif.com/zero-sr-electri…
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18 Sep 2023
a) Haruki Murakami is not on Twitter
b) this is what he said about energy & writing in that interview, in context
uniqlo.com.hk/en_GB/haruki-m…
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17 Sep 2023
“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”
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15 Sep 2023
This glitched out scan of a children’s book is a modernist masterpiece
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