i may never have learned to skateboard, but I can do the Walls of Jericho
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26 Apr 2023
Play with me in this space for a second. What if the US gov DID in fact take away these nut jobs guns? The US military with tanks, and drones just comes to these homesteads in GA and TAKES their guns. What would those red necks do? What would they ACTUALLY be able to do? Nothing.
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6 Apr 2023
The audacity of a franchise on its TENTH ADDITION to make this claim, astounds me in ways that I really appreciate
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6 Apr 2023
Targeted ads will never be more obvious than during the Masters. So far the only commercials I’ve seen have been about, financial investors, business planning groups, other golf courses, golfing equipment/training camps, and grills. Yeah, we all know who’s watching the Masters rn
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1 Mar 2023
Finding a new cool “hangout spot” in your house is so exhilarating
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13 Feb 2023
And so begins the annual criticism of the Super Bowl halftime show’s artist by anyone over the age of 40.
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13 Feb 2023
So far we have: “it was great except she was lip syncing”, “it wasn’t as good as last years”, “who’s Rihanna? 🙄” and comparisons to Kanye’s red outfit
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10 Feb 2023
Why is it so common to hate Valentines Day? We literally have a holiday that celebrates drinking so why is it controversial to celebrate LOVE? In all forms shapes and sizes. #ValentinesWeek
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10 Feb 2023
Valentine’s Day is about celebrating LOVE. No one said it had to be just romantic love. Celebrate V-Day with your friends, your family, your dog. Don’t default to something negative because you’re jaded. Love is greater than kisses and sex and it DESERVES to be celebrated!
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10 Feb 2023
And celebrate it how you want. If you think chocolates and cards are dumb then find something you can do to show the ones you love how much you love them. It’s can be free. Just be a little creative
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8 Feb 2023
If you’re an “at will” employer then don’t give me backlash about requested time off, no matter how soon it is. Me “asking” if it’s ok is just a professional courtesy. I WILL not be there those days. Respectfully yours,
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5 Feb 2023
Sam’s Club and Costco blow me away how much they reemphasize the waist-fullness of our society. It’s cheaper to buy 2-3x more than what we need and waist the rest, than it is to just buy what we need. If stores can work that out why can’t they just sell us what we NEED for cheap?
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5 Feb 2023
It’s totally possible to use all you buy at these stores. But then you find yourself sitting at home on a Sunday trying to figure out what to do with the other 2.5lbs of cod you bought for fish n chips, and thinking, “well, it wasn’t that much money in the first place…”
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23 Jan 2023
He won me part of my league’s championship this year 😤
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24 Jan 2023
Watching a TON of anime has really influenced my expectations of shows. All I want from the Walking Dead rn is for Rick to use his Haki on the Governor and kick his ass with his bare hands.
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20 Jan 2023
Me IRL: Hi, I need to know if my project needs a stamp?
Me on the Phone: Uh, hi, good morning, my name is Darren Terrell I am calling to request information on if my project is too small to meet the requirements outlined in the guidelines for if it needs a stamp or not. Thanks…
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