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The Mighty Kirk @TheMightyKirk

Relatively young, moderately gifted and arguably black.

Joined January 2012
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What is this world? Tomorrow will it be: Lembit Öpik to rule on whether Putin can start an Onlyfans?
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RIP Pharaoh Sanders Thanks for all the absolutely fucking sublime music open.spotify.com/track/71Dfi…

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Pharoah Sanders · Jewels Of Thought · Song · 1969

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HOT FRESH 90s NONSENSE! This week we talk @terrorvision and Menswear Go on, fill your jaded ears with this britpop double drop! open.spotify.com/episode/71T…
I was browsing BBC iPlayer today, without my glasses and I genuinely thought there was a show called "Your Grandma Made Perfect"
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Ay up lovely people, New podcast episode out today! This week we discuss the obscure Eddie Izzard sitcom "Cows" and a sublime episode of David Suchet's Poirot. Links can be found in the description if you want to watch them too. Sam X open.spotify.com/episode/2eU…
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Ay up lovely people, Me and the amazing @miriamjsnice done made a podcast. If you enjoy 90's based nonsense, go on give it a listen Sam X open.spotify.com/episode/6no…

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REJECTED LYRICS #1 "I live my life in a careful manner I keep acting gingerly Like I'm Ken f**king Branagh"
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RIP the utterly fucking fantastic Scott Walker.
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Genuine Daily Mail online graphic Nuttal is smashing this election . . . and the agreed laws of mathematics.
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FYI: Pumpernickel is super sexy now.
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This year's card . . . too cheerful?
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This is my bass, I call it "The Aztec Shit-Wreck"
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EVIL SEAWEED BATMAN
Linda McCartney Sausage Jenga. . . The classic Sunday lunch.
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@CPWTweets Hi guys, wanted to congratulate you again on your sheer dogged determination to give shit-awful service. Hugs X
And so it was that upon return to his dilapidated Twitter house he found mail piled by the door and a toxic funk in the fridge.
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@CPWTweets One of your shop staff "moved" my contract from Talk Mobile to Vodafone, then you charged me for both . . . for 7 months.
@CPWTweets Just called your customer service team, congrats guys, It's really hard to do apathetic and aggressive but you nailed it.
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Suggested Additions to the MasterChef Format: MasterChef The Clergy Necro-MasterChef MasterChef The Wrath of Khan
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New lexicon proposal: Low end residential letting agents to be known as "Flat F@#kers" Estate agents to be known as: "Brick Pricks"
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