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The Thread@TheThread
22 Mar 2017
thedailymash "But this is a MacBook, says air passenger thedailymash.co.uk/news/inte… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

But this is a MacBook, says air passenger

A PASSENGER on a Jeddah-London flight has explained that while laptops may be banned he has a MacBook, which is different.

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The Thread@TheThread
22 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Google introduces ‘You should probably just break up’ alert thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
22 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Rising inflation explained as ‘the 70s’ thedailymash.co.uk/news/busi… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

Rising inflation explained as 'the 70s'

ECONOMISTS have explained what rising inflation means by asking if you remember the fourth-hand Chopper bike you got for your birthday in 1978.

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The Thread@TheThread
22 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Irishman praying colleagues stop talking about Ireland thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

Irishman praying colleagues stop talking about Ireland

AN IRISHMAN working in the UK is praying colleagues will end an embarrassingly ill-informed chat about Ireland, it has emerged.

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The Thread@TheThread
22 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Spring vastly overrated thedailymash.co.uk/news/envi… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

Spring vastly overrated

SPRING is more or less the same as winter, it has been confirmed.

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The Thread@TheThread
22 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Man who claims to be European getting on everyone’s tits thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

Man who claims to be European getting on everyone's tits

A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.

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The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Mum horrified by internet hoax from 2008 buff.ly/2nG80L3 x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
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The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Indifference to babies outlawed buff.ly/2nZAOdB x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Your dad could still have you in a fight buff.ly/2n9ji8W x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Woman makes three new friends every time she visits a toilet thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

Woman makes three new friends every time she visits a toilet

A MAN cannot understand how his girlfriend returns from a 'quick wee' with several phone numbers and someone's life story.

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The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Jubilant Brexiters shitting themselves thedailymash.co.uk/politics/… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Sesame Street introduces first paranoid right-wing character thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Apple denies all knowledge of Apple Watch thedailymash.co.uk/news/busi… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
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The Thread@TheThread
21 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Brexiter still a loser in the more general sense thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"

Brexiter still a loser in the more general sense

A VICTORIOUS Brexiter is still something of a loser in the overall sense, it has emerged.

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The Thread@TheThread
20 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Bristol is best city because you can smoke weed in the street buff.ly/2mLuuGj x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
20 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Fitness ‘a nightmare that never ends’ buff.ly/2nf3LEV x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
20 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Elderly parents reveal plan to buy shit computer buff.ly/2nVCNiU x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
20 Mar 2017
thedailymash "No Garys left in Britain by 2050 buff.ly/2nVEnBl x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
20 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Dad forced to admit decking looks shit thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
The Thread@TheThread
20 Mar 2017
thedailymash "Londoner helplessly lost in unfamiliar part of London thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci… x.com/thedailymash/status/84…"
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