I’m an aesthetic opportunist too 🦉
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16 Oct 2025
“I know that you have not yet grasped the trajectory, the inevitability of you shedding your biological form.”
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Jun 14
Hit of Knicks win feels so good but Sunday morning happiness hangover comes still scary with life and death 🙏
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Jun 14
That Nike commercial with the kid with the missing tooth—gotta try and make NYC look busted I guess? Pffft
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Jun 11
Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD
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Jun 11
I also accept the suffering of being led astray
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Jun 8
If Joyce was writing Finnegans Wake today he would use Claude instead of Samuel Beckett.
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Jun 6
Got interviewed for the radio at a bar before the game so it’s literally on record me saying: “Knicks in Four” 🪄
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Jun 5
Of course the Boards of Canada album is a soundtrack, it’s for the movie adaptation of a the unfinished sections of my novel. Duh
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Jun 5
My Christian’s Dior 🙌
Jun 4
Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭
“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”
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Jun 3
“To have great pain is to have certainty,” Elaine Scarry wrote in her classic 1985 treatise “The Body in Pain. “To hear that another person has pain is to have doubt.”
I want to write so that the reader has no doubt of the pain of the other
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May 31
Jacobo Borges, Meeting with Red Circle or Circle of Lunatics, 1973
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May 31
She said I’d been trained on the typical matrix-meme tragedy: a belief in a cosmic justice that made the protagonist’s fall inevitable.
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May 20
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.
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May 18
At the Georgia O’Keefe museum in Santa Fe, this is the painting you see immediately after reading the placard explaining that she vehemently disagreed with anyone who said her works were about sexuality:
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