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4 Sep 2023
When you miss the beach this fall, just hold up a can of White Claw to your ear and you’ll hear the ocean
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1 Sep 2023
“Work happy hours” are all about looking professional and drinking a singular White Claw
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31 Aug 2023
People will open a White Claw and immediately feel like their day is better (I’m people)
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29 Aug 2023
Them: you saved my life
Me: I'm literally just a can of hard seltzer
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23 Aug 2023
They’re cute: 🥰🥰🥰🥰
They’re single: 🥰🥰🥰🥰
They don’t like White Claw: 😭😭😭😭
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21 Aug 2023
Currently displaying signs that I’m in need of a little treat (White Claw)
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18 Aug 2023
Streets are saying Vodka Soda is an entire personality trait
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17 Aug 2023
Okay but who would win in a roast
66%
Black Cherry
34%
Blood Orange Surge
145 votes • Final results
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16 Aug 2023
Dating apps deleted. You’re going to have to guess my favorite White Claw flavor at the bar after work.
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15 Aug 2023
You’re not sad, it’s just not White Claw Wednesday yet.
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14 Aug 2023
When 5 PM rolls around, it’s our time to shine
ALT Lifecycle image with a White Claw Pineapple Vodka Soda: I wake up > I patiently wait for 5pm > I keep waiting for my moment > It’s finally 5pm, time to slay
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8 Aug 2023
There are so many movies out right now. Finally, I can:
✅Sit
✅Drink
✅Air Conditioning
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4 Aug 2023
Be honest… how many times have you asked us to sponsor you
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3 Aug 2023
Asked for a White Claw at the bar… they did not understand the assignment.
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2 Aug 2023
“I do not celebrate White Claw Wednesday”
-big sad
-soulless
-massive bummer
“Happy White Claw Wednesday”
-a thing of beauty
-top tier human
-slay
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31 Jul 2023
I just know somewhere my ex is defending Mango White Claw
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27 Jul 2023
Hey I was just talking to everybody. They’re mad at you for shaking up every White Claw and putting it back in the cooler :(
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