> be elon musk
> offer to buy Twitter
> look into it some more, realize most of the users are bots
> holyshit.gif
> "nevermind, I don't want to buy it anymore"
> get sued, forced to buy it for $44 billion
> billions of dollars of debt on the balance sheet
> FuckMyLife.jpg
> everyone laughs at you, says you will fail spectacularly
> left convinces advertisers to boycott you
> keep pushing anyway, rename the company X
> people refuse to call it X and keep calling it Twitter in defiance
> ignore them
> use the company's data to train a frontier LLM
> start a new AI company called xAI that licenses data from X
> xAI raises money, buys X
> SpaceX decides to launch data centers into space, buys xAI
> announce billions of dollars of data center deals
> raise $80 billion in an initial offering of the company at a $1.75 trillion market cap
> offering is 2x oversubscribed
dude can touch dog shit and turn it into gold