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George Wu @01

To shine like the sun and moon, cultivate peacefulness by being tolerant and patient.To last as long as the mountains and rivers, be a benevolent one of virtue.

Joined September 2009
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George Wu@01
15 Jun 2021
No, but I'm magnetized.
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George Wu@01
21 Jan 2021
Trump had a larger inauguration crowd.
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George Wu@01
28 Dec 2020
No Band-Aid lasts forever.
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George Wu@01
11 Mar 2020
If you were a sentient coronavirus whom would you infect?
18% Under 18 years old
18% 18-44 years old
0% 45-64 years old
64% 65 and over years old
11 votes • Final results
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George Wu@01
19 Mar 2020
Good news: one age group was spared. Bad news: the sentient liked to prey on the most vulnerable. Ugly news: one person voted for me even though I wasn't a choice. 😒
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George Wu@01
17 Mar 2020
I require assistance.
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George Wu@01
6 Dec 2019
This has served me well.
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George Wu@01
16 Sep 2019
Now if we can just get @idriselba to say something about cancelling the apocalypse. bbc.com/news/uk-politics-497… #brexit

Lib Dems pledge to cancel Brexit if they win general election

Members vote in favour of the policy, which would see the party revoke Article 50 if they took power.

bbc.com
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George Wu@01
7 May 2019
When your manager asks for an ETA, do you...
33% ignore them. 🙉
67% answer with random ⏲️.
0% answer with 30 minutes.
3 votes • Final results
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George Wu@01
5 Jan 2019
Has anyone ever considered using parental controls to restrict parents from watching YouTube?
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George Wu@01
29 Oct 2018
Anyone remember carving 🎃 at Twitter?
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George Wu@01
25 Aug 2018
#NotAFlamethrower acquired. Thanks @boringcompany!
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George Wu@01
3 Apr 2018
Uber spokesperson: There will come a day where riding in an Uber autonomous vehicle will be safer than walking at night. *pulls person aside, whispers in ear* Uber: Actually that day is already here.
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George Wu@01
14 Nov 2017
Apple Park pscp.tv/w/bNnbkzIyMjM2MjF8MX…
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George Wu@01
1 Nov 2017
If someone could restart the Twitter slack instance that'd be great. Thanks!
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George Wu@01
12 Sep 2017
2010: You're holding it wrong. 2017: You're facing it wrong. #iPhoneX
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George Wu@01
30 Jun 2017
Ah, classic Nintendo bait and switch strategy.
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George Wu@01
7 May 2017
Vive la France! 😄
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George Wu@01
23 Apr 2017
Current status
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George Wu@01
6 Feb 2017
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