Long time bandit and the most injury prone in the league, Hunter Narkzingo has finally used his last maxipad and will no longer be dipping for the Bandits this 2018 season. #dipon#youwillnotbemissed#cellartime#bloodypuss
Bandits rape the Cranberry Softcocks without consent, 11-1. Jewart with a gem on the bump. Geibel, Neal, and both Sosigians with moonshots. Just got lucky tbh #itsinthetin#thankskush
Bandits drown Tobacco Free EB in dip spit 17-0. Furthermore , Nate layed off the vagisil tonight grabbing a base knock. We’ll tone it down a few clicks next game for shnur. #outtathecellar#copenjagen#partyatadamsons
Bandits pull out a real greaser of a ball game tonight against...well who gives a fuck. The pitcher was a durable garboon but we managed to stick an L on em. #abitless-serious #suckmyjohnson
Bandits take on the Cranberry butt fucks tonight in our season opener. We are happy to announce that two former bandits turned faggots are back! We would like to welcome Lake “slenderman” pry and Josh “plank” adamson back to the 243!