🇩🇪🇷🇺 US to Germany: “Destroy your industry, because Russia is bad.”
Germany to US: “Yes.”
…oil crisis breaks out…
US to Germany: “We’re going to allow Russian oil; we can’t have high prices.”
Germany to US: “Wait, I thought Russia is bad and we should suffer to destroy them?”
US to Germany: “You should suffer, not us. Now be quiet.”
Germany to US: “Yes.”
👻🇩🇪🇷🇺🇺🇸 It's DEFINITELY Friday, 13 for German Chancellor: US temporarily removed certain sanctions on Russian oil
"We believe that is wrong. I would like to know the motives of the US government" — Merz