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27 Jun 2020
Love this picture of Adele being driven around by Noel Gallagher
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#dragonsden cats give zero shits about your gifts and gimmicks, in fact they will move next door if they open a can of tuna, so for that reason im out
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18 Dec 2025
Luke Littler made a nine dart finish aged 4, won three speedboats on bullseye and got his van broken into in norwich #SPOTY winner for me
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4 Dec 2025
I went to see Pavarotti last week, he was a right miserable git. He doesn’t like it when you join in.
- Bernard Manning
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21 Oct 2025
#LunchPun went to school with debbie harry, had a fight with her gang, soon found out she had a harder class
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21 Oct 2025
#LunchPun got caught stealing classical sheet music, i must say i was taken a bach
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18 Sep 2025
#NEWBAR Ally McCoist:
i gotty tellya
it really is
i gotta say
i'm telling ya
i dont mind sayin
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25 Jul 2025
#LunchPun got caught stealing classical sheet music, i must say i was taken a bach
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20 Jun 2025
#badjokefriday #lunchpun
I had a dream that I invented a new colour, but when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
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