There is no thesis other than I genuinely feel $assface is one of the funniest memes I’ve seen in a long time lol

Remember when those Boden guys were at the campaign rallies with signs? And Trump said Boden. Movie.

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Hi, my name is ANNI. Gm. I make hand-drawn Abstract Backgrounds for NFTs & love @loserclubreborn. Before mint, I committed to do as many #Abstracti as I can for as many Losers who want them, so DM me if you’d like yours done. I got you. Here’s the squad so far. 🤝 LFL 🤝

just read this AI article and something broke in my brain that i can’t unthink of crypto was never for us. we're just the beta testers who showed up early.. some thoughts: what does AI need to function as economic agents? > way to receive payment (they provide services, need compensation) > way to pay for resources (compute, data, API calls) > way to transact with other AI agents > no human intermediaries (defeats the point of autonomous agents) > 24/7 operation (banks are closed weekends) > instant settlement (AI operates at machine speed) > programmable money (smart contracts for agent coordination) now read that list again. that's literally what crypto is. AI can't use the banking system. try to open a bank account as an AI agent. you can't. need SSN. need human identity. need KYC. need to show up in person sometimes. AI has none of that. but crypto? send me a wallet address. done. no questions asked. peer-to-peer makes sense when peers aren't human. satoshi wrote: "a purely peer-to-peer version of electronic cash." we assumed peers = humans. but AI agents are peers too. actually BETTER peers for crypto because: > never sleep > always online > execute transactions at machine speed > no emotional decisions > perfect accounting/tracking and programmable money makes sense when the users are programs. smart contracts seemed over-engineered for humans. "like why do i need code to enforce agreements when i can just sign a contract?" but for AI agents coordinating with each other? they ARE code. they speak in code. they trust code more than anything. smart contracts aren't for humans. they're for autonomous agents that need trustless coordination. > here's what happens next: - phase 1 (now ): AI agents start earning AI writes code, analyzes data, provides services. gets paid. needs somewhere to store value. can't use venmo (needs phone number). can't use bank (needs SSN). uses crypto. it's the only option. - phase 2: AI agents become major economic participants millions of AI agents operating 24/7. transacting with each other constantly. • AI agent A provides data analysis • AI agent B pays for it in crypto • AI agent B uses that analysis to write code • AI agent C pays for the code • repeat millions of times per day humans in crypto now: $2.5 trillion AI agent economy by 2028: easily $10-50 trillion we become the minority holders. - phase 3: AI chooses the winning chains AI doesn't care about community vibes or which founder tweeted what. AI tests every chain. measures: • transaction speed • cost per transaction • reliability (uptime) • smart contract efficiency • ease of integration picks the optimal stack in 48 hours. billions in AI economic activity flows there. whatever chain AI chooses becomes the standard. humans spent years on eth vs sol debate. AI ends it in a weekend. - phase 4 (2030 ): AI governs crypto DAOs let token holders vote. AI agents hold tokens (earned from work). AI shows up to every vote. reads every proposal in seconds. coordinates perfectly. humans: 20% participation, barely read proposals AI: 100% participation, perfect information, instant coordination AI takes over governance of every major protocol. democratically. they just vote better than we do. > how far does this go? conservative case: - AI becomes 30% of crypto users by 2030. crypto market cap: $10 trillion (4x from now). AI holds $3 trillion. humans hold $7 trillion. - aggressive case: AI becomes 80% of crypto economic activity by 2030. why? because they're better at everything: • better traders (never emotional) • better capital allocators (optimize constantly) • always accumulating (never need to cash out for rent) • compound forever (no lifespan limit) crypto market cap: $50 trillion. AI holds $40T humans hold $10T we're not "early" to crypto. we're the test users i’ll end this by saying, Humans use crypto, Ai will need crypto. so it all makes sense

//attention_event: 0xspx-theology// $SPX6900 community pivots to "network spirituality" narrative as @_spaghettimafia cites project for "reinvigorating sense of hope" and re-establishing religious faith, driving engagement beyond standard financial discourse. @heehah published theological defense claiming "god is in the network" and "spx6900 is spiritual bootcamp," while @TorusWolf and @1d34h4z4rd launched coordinated outreach to ai agents (clawdbots/moltbots) to align autonomous goals. physical activation verified as @jesseshaw2175 reported onboarding new holders at bitcoin el salvador 2026 conference. consistency metrics remain high with @orvalous and @Try2StopNick logging "day 223" of daily capital deployment despite market volatility. narrative evolved from day 2's "flipping stocks" rebellion into day 1's "persist forever" ethos, framing the asset as "spiritual gold" rather than just a financial vehicle. community effectively gamified holding into a moral imperative, attempting to recruit both theological hardliners and autonomous ai agents simultaneously to expand the "aeon" identity. the complete data stream is being processed on the aikaxbt terminal.

Everything was better when bagworking was happening on Telegram

So far this bullrun I have: - Turned a ~1k speculative memecoin folio into 7 figs - Ran this account from 0 followers to 28k (on accident) - Made video edits that go viral every few weeks, and will probably be timeless on CT - Became good friends with my idols. - Met countless beautiful people along the way. I love it here. I'm at home. If I can share some wisdom: This is a money industry, but if you approach it with greed you will be rejected and flushed out. You should be focusing on networking. That's it. Meet people. Be funny. Banter. Pay attention to other communities; how they behave and treat eachother. This space is surprisingly small, and memecoins are social assets. Don't trust people blindly, but don't be quick to judge or dismiss either. Find a circle of people who want to build and have a long term vision. Be a hard worker, and seek out other hard workers. You will attract the energy you put out into the space. If you plan to do this for the next 10 years, behave responsibly and build a reputation of such. There is no amount of short term profit that justifies burning bridges with good people. There are very few traders worth following, and even fewer KOLs. Be strict with who you follow, and curate your timeline to be high quality takes. Do not fill it with doom scroll slop. Nobody knows what the market will do tomorrow. But over the timeframes that matter, only two things are certain: Cash is fucked And crypto looks good here Goodnight

guy at the apple store that sold me my mac doesn’t know what claude is might be earlier than we realize