Scarred veteran of the cyber-wars. Opinions are mine, not Layer 3's.

Joined March 2008
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Alan Jones retweeted
18 Oct 2022
"The two hardest problems in computer science are: (i) people, (ii), convincing computer scientists that the hardest problem in computer science is people, and, (iii) off by one errors." - Jeffrey P. Bigham
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Alan Jones retweeted
16 Oct 2022
vote starts tomorrow and runs for a month. #voteno #ourisc2 #opposetheboard
14 Oct 2022
So here's a summary of what ISC2 is changing in its Bylaws and why you should vote NO in the upcoming Bylaws vote. Hold on to your wigs:
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Alan Jones retweeted
15 Oct 2022
This is what the world looks like under digitized plutocracy Narcissistic billionaires make arbitrary decisions on a whim, treating millions of human lives frivolously and then pronounce their rulings on social media in the manner of a feudal lord
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Alan Jones retweeted
I’m a command line guy and hate having to click to get to various Azure AD pages. Overtime I created these shortcuts and thought you might find them helpful. Here is how it works, open a new tab and type aka.ms/ad/{command} e.g. aka.ms/ad/users
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On this day in 1979, #ThePolice released their second studio album “Reggatta de Blanc” featuring singles "Message in a Bottle" "Walking on the Moon" "Bring On the Night" and "The Bed's Too Big Without You"
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Alan Jones retweeted
You can spend 2 hours staring at your screen, wondering why your code won’t work. Or you can go for a 20 minute walk and probably figure it out right after.
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24 Sep 2022
It’s almost as if the invisible hand of the market only applies if it’s in the interest of businesses.
Unpopular thought: the jobs gap is largely inflated/a lie. Your entry level jobs aren’t entry level and your principal level jobs are paying people at entry level rates.
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Unpopular thought: the jobs gap is largely inflated/a lie. Your entry level jobs aren’t entry level and your principal level jobs are paying people at entry level rates.
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Alan Jones retweeted
It's called soccer now.
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16 Sep 2022
Uber got pantsed, film at 11.
Alan Jones retweeted
15 Sep 2022
TIL I’ve needlessly been using “openssl s_client” commands for the last few years
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Alan Jones retweeted
Why call it Russian silence on military setbacks in eastern Ukraine when we could call it Donetsk Don’t Tell?
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Alan Jones retweeted
Jesus, by welcoming sinners and eating with them, reveals to us that God is just like that: he excludes no one, he wants everyone at his banquet, because he loves everyone as his children. #GospelOfTheDay (Lk 15: 4-32)
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Alan Jones retweeted
Bra this hands down the best sport😂
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Alan Jones retweeted
they really just crawled out of the grave, drove 99 yards, scored with no time on the clock, and missed the damn extra point
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Alan Jones retweeted
BRYCE YOUNG NO JABRONI
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Alan Jones retweeted
Y'all wanna see a dead body?
31 Aug 2022
Oh my goodness watch this
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22 Aug 2022
Forever and ever.
FUCK THE RUTABAGA