Fuck it, Mister Turtle mode.

How the cousins be outside on Thanksgiving after saying 'we finna take a quick walk'

if i wake up tomorrow and see Kool-Aid alfredo, i'm deleting the internet

Will we get another harambe post on the 10 year anniversary? My bags depend on it

what dog shit are we speculating on this fine friday evening?

Live footage of ChudTheBuilder shooting himself

damn they must've convinced him with unlimited cheeseburgers

The value of an X account can be measured by what doors it opens for you in real life.

another life event added to the bucket list

if it was a Carnival Cruise ship, we would've sunk it

so much volume this morning. axiom drillors ecstactic

is this the 5d chess everyone is talking about?

Trump's Iran Downfall

Pumpfun killed the trenches but I can save it me and my homies often bundle things but not like that we are the good ones we let them run hard sometimes to atleast 10k-15k so everyone eats just let me save them man I spent all my money on g-shocks I fr need this shit to come back please let me save it

Rest in Peace Bibi Netanyahu he got hit by a bazooka, I think about it every time I hit the hookah

Back in '59, I had to watch niggas shouting "Free at last," while I was chanting "Fancy a rope, nigga?" But hey, some things never change!

Prediction market analyst not a gambler.

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