Farming tulips while thinking out loud. Internet money beta tester. Tweets are financial advice. Ex-McDonalds, failed the DQ interview.
Joined November 2020
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Jun 15
easy 150K
Jun 15
You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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🚨BREAKING: Someone named “leeeroyjenkins” just put $8.6M on Belgium to WIN their match vs Egypt today
This pays out $13,142,257.58 on Polymarket
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Should be a Polymarket bet on which defi protocol gets drained first
JUST IN: Anthropic will reportedly release its new AI model “Mythos” tomorrow.
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Basically what a Stanley cup final in Toronto would look like if it ever happened
Spurs in 6. I’ve never been to a more embarrassing game. The fan base of the knickers is an absolute joke. Rich losers who stand and have no energy,
Legit never felt a finals level game with worse energy. You’re supposed to be screaming, yelling, dying, for your team in the finals. I was literally yelling at ppl as a Philly fan to stand.
Disgusting. America should be embarrassed. Spurs in 6.
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Security line was long lol. GO KNICKS!
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Jun 6
Clubbing is dead and has been replaced by fitness & wellness.
Ppl used to party to socialize and date but now they do things like HYROX, bathhouses, and running raves.
The death of clubbing is something to be studied:
— US has lost 12% of its nightclubs in the last 24 months
— 25% of US adults didn’t drink at all last year
— Gen Z drinks 30% less than Millennials did at the same age
On the flip side:
— According to Strava, the number of running clubs recorded on the platform increased 3.5x in 2025
— 72% of Gen Z go to run clubs to meet new people
— Sauna and spa market: $11.8B → $22.4B by 2034
The post-alcohol economy is gonna be a massive category.
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Crazy to think about on this day in 1944, the 3rd Canadian infantry division was fighting SS Hitler youth preventing them from splitting the allied position. All after pushing so far inland on d-day that they had to retreat to let the rest of the allies catch up. 🫡🇨🇦
All so I can have a quiet drink next to my pool.
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Counterpoint is the fact that almost everyone is terrible at stats
Jun 7
When statistically impossible things happen, we should not be expected as a society to accept them. Evidence of fraud isn’t limited to video surveillance. Statistical impossibilities are hard evidence of fraud.
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> a perfect twete does not exist
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