sigmā 1%|stealth trader|sarcasm|Lifestyle connoisseur|viscá barcà★
Joined August 2024
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I first think say na fried rice.
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Lmao apt!
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First she decides what haircut and facial hair best suits him, then she changes his clothes, then she tackles small details- watch, wallet, jewelry, shoes etc. Then she buys you some shit like niacinamide serum
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Your rising sign changes when you relocate. The person you are in New York is not the person you would be in Paris. Astrology can show you the difference.
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I feel GREAT!
How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?
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So someone was pounding yam in your house and you were still deep in sleep ?
Jun 13
He ate pounded yam and vegetable soup for breakfast. When i asked if he bought it , he said no , he made it from scratch.
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If you have a brother, I hope his girlfriend does this to him and takes this your advice
Jun 13
Girl to girl:
Whether you’re single, in a relationship, or even married, if a man asks for your phone number, give it to him.
You can always decide to block him later if you don’t like him.
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I hate misinformation like mad bro. If I hadn't known about business I'll follow the bandwagon and agree with you but you're just scaring people off. You're not a good person. You're the type of person friends will come to for advice and you'll give them wrong advice.
Jun 13
You cannot go to China and buy goods with 10 million naira and make a profit.
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Jun 13
Modern men will never say the truth about their marriage.
"Marry first" but egbon I'm seeing your own marriage clearly and you're not even happy, why you advising me? 😭
Jun 13
Let me even clear up this "marry first" nonsense.
Many of you are in terrible marriages. There is nothing supernatural about you being married. We didn't start meeting and talking to married people on Twitter.
A bad marriage is still a marital experience. Married people do not have same opinion on issues. If what you're saying doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense. Whether you're married or not is irrelevant.
Your own marriage is exactly what YOU make if it. It is not the reflection of all marriages.
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Valid prayer, say Amen if you believe something good will happen to you today!
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Jun 14
Me and my girl had a little misunderstanding yesterday afternoon, tell me why this woman is setting her ass close to me around 3am this morning. I don sha plug in 🥺
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Jun 14
Some of the best things in life arrive right after you’ve convinced yourself they ain’t coming.
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Jun 14
They sell kpanla in Kuwait now ?
Jun 13
Good evening guys😭
The Panla i bought on my way home, I forgot it in the bus.
Incase you enter any yellow bus along Oshodi road and you smell fish, please it’s my Panla🙏😭
Help me create awareness 😭
That fish was so fresh😭😭
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la mejor prueba de amor es tu comportamiento after break up
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This guy been pesting me to put him on and so I was actually on the verge on doing so but then I sensed his unseriousness and I started distancing and giving late replies out of the blue he asked for monetary favor and I didn't have to support tell me why this dude blocked me? I
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It's been over 5years since I got that real money been trying to rebuild that shit and it hasn't been easy. Learnt the hard way man! Hopefully God sees me through 🙏🏾
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if i don’t get solid financially this year, even heaven knows i tried.
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