potentially deterministic uncomputable function. amateur anesthesiologist.
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New narrative, and hear me out on this one.
I can fix her.
Been thinking a lot about the fruit of Eden lately.
God simultaneously provides the object of our desires, while punishing us for our inevitable indulgence.
Kinda feels like gaslighting but perhaps I am just weak of spirit.
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Been thinking a lot about the fruit of Eden lately.
God simultaneously provides the object of our desires, while punishing us for our inevitable indulgence.
Kinda feels like gaslighting but perhaps I am just weak of spirit.
I asked god for a beautiful mid to settle down with and he rewarded me with an excess of bombshell blondies with drug habits and daddy issues.
Really out here sending me his toughest battles.
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I don’t understand zoomer dating culture.
If a pretty girl asks for my insta am I supposed to slide into the dm’s? (I think I know what that means).
Is it wrong to just ask for her number like a grown up?
Do I need to post to insta like it’s a fucking dating profile?
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Fun fact: Human's are two frames away from a perfect run of Super Mario Bros.
youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I?si=wgEo…
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One time I smoked DMT and I met god in all his forms. Its an experience that shook me to my core and I struggled to integrate for years.
The other day I met god again. He came to me in a jelly donut.
You can find the Eucharist at 4 am served by Bob.
It can even come glazed.
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