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aidan @1029pm_

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Joined November 2017
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aidan@1029pm_
15 May 2020
bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time
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aidan@1029pm_
25 Jun 2025
tacobell or tac 'Obell
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aidan@1029pm_
15 May 2025
inflation
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aidan@1029pm_
7 May 2025
my boss just told me he's gonna "send me to minecraft" if i'm late again
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aidan@1029pm_
5 May 2025
horse therapy ink therapy why don't we try therapy therapy
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aidan@1029pm_
20 Apr 2025
how come i kill it as a waiter but bomb every other conversation i have
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aidan@1029pm_
20 Jan 2025
robert eggers voldemort movie please
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aidan@1029pm_
17 Jan 2025
shit daughter or fart son
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aidan@1029pm_
13 Jan 2025
i have shared custody over my cyberkids with my cyberwife
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aidan@1029pm_
13 Jan 2025
we meet at tilted towers once every fortnight
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aidan@1029pm_
12 Jan 2025
i will NOT watch another 2 hour and 45 minute movie
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aidan@1029pm_
4 Jan 2025
smash that dislike button, unsubscribe from me I don't give a fuck
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aidan@1029pm_
2 Jan 2025
girlbuprofen and acetaminabitch
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aidan@1029pm_
16 Dec 2024
it's cool because when u get a leaf in ur house u can just toss er right back outside
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aidan@1029pm_
4 Dec 2024
wish i could gobble like patrick
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aidan@1029pm_
9 Nov 2024
being bisexual just for the fits
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aidan@1029pm_
3 Nov 2024
yo mama so nuts she balls
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aidan@1029pm_
3 Nov 2024
i feel like people aren't actually praying on my downfall but not enough people are praying for my come up
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aidan@1029pm_
1 Nov 2024
i appreciate the offer mr fazbear but can i maybe just do one night instead
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aidan@1029pm_
14 Oct 2024
I like donkey kong just because he like to have fun
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aidan@1029pm_
5 Oct 2024
yo mama so mac she roni and cheese
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