Proficient in delinquency, desperate comic nerd, struggling Mariners fan 🔱

Joined December 2013
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7 Oct 2020
If a kid ever asks me “what’s it like to be an adult” I’m gonna tell them “it’s amazing” just so they are as blindsided as I was
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Jun 13
First time in D.C hoping for a @JohnKiriakou run in
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Replying to @CRWillhoff
Clarification: I do not own a turtleneck.
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May 30
2020 vs 2026
2020 vs 2026 small changes have been made
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May 28
What the fuck is going on
Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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Replying to @DisussingFilms
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May 21
If you’re having a bad day, just remember no one can stop you from jamming out to Mr Worldwide
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May 20
You know what’s crazy? People are ignoring the ending. Hughie and Annie, considered heroes and are free to live their lives, and they even have a baby on the way. Kimiko, who was tortured for years in a cage and then treated like a criminal, is now finally enjoying herself freely in France. Marvin got his family back without anyone chasing him, plus Ryan is now with him. the grandson of the man who destroyed MM’s childhood and shaped his entire trauma Then there’s Butcher who lost himself long before he died, that Dog was the only thing that brought out his humanity since S3 Vought no longer holds the same level of power over the world Calling all of this “trash” just because Homelander didn’t level cities or massacre thousands of people is crazy
May 20
me ignoring all the hate comments on the last episode of The Boys because I enjoyed it
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May 17
MVP MMA was the worst card I’ve ever seen
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I’ll always find the popcorn
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So you’re telling me you’ve arrested more American soldiers involved in capturing Maduro than people on the Epstein list, or politicians who somehow magically became better investors than Warren Buffett the second they took office? Wild priorities.
This involved a U.S. soldier who allegedly took advantage of his position to profit off of a righteous military operation. Thank you to our agents, Intel teams, and great partners @TheJusticeDept who protected our war fighters. Investigation ongoing.
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Apr 21
You got Jeter over… Bryce Harper, Miguel Cabrera, Randy Johnson?
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Apr 21
Currently drinking Busch Apple watching Band of Brothers… this is the life
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Think, Ryan! What will you have after 500 years? Your memes, dad. I'd still have your memes.
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Apr 17
Green beans, broccoli, ceaser salad
If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???
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Apr 17
People saying “so we just not acknowledging all the movies in between” acting like time jumps aren’t a thing
AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY picks up right where AVENGERS: ENDGAME left off, says Kevin Feige
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Apr 16
Where😭
MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!
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