peter crouch if he was a bird 🪬⚡️🦋 @gingerchlo
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 17
whole house seated for ronaldo hatewatch
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 17
the greatest achievement of ronaldos career is people putting him in conversations with messi
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sorry but i’m NEVER buying underwear if i’ve seen it advertised with pubes on show. have a day off 😭😭
Jun 17
C'est choquant qu'en big 2026, on est toujours pas une vraie représentation, normale, d'un corps de femme. Aucune femme est imberbe, et aucune femme à aucun poils qui dépassent de sa culotte. C'est tellement illusoire. ON est formatés à devoir ressembler à des filles prépubères
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Jun 16
i’m genuinely not one bit surprised by an of this. me and my friend were told by police when we reported a man to “not walk near his house on the way to school” and he faced no consequence whatsoever. they do not care about protecting children
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Death penalty for those who covered up the mass grooming and abuse of our children.
Jun 16
🚨NEW: The rape gang inquiry, carried out by Rupert Lowe, mentions the NHS recording genital injuries, STIs, and pregnancies in children as young as 11, then discharging them back to their abusers the same night
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 15
Wasn't Youtube a great way for poorer children to close the gap on those whose parents paid for tutoring.
Did Starmer think about any of this?
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 16
"You will watch Adolescence! You will watch Gogglebox! You will laugh at Romesh and Rob! You will cry at Paddington! And you will enjoy it!"
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 16
Under 18s can’t get phone contracts therefore these devices are all supplied by adults .. why don’t the parents implement the already built in child safety features such as blocking certain apps or restricting the time usage before handing these phones over . Proper lazy parenting
Jun 15
🚨NEW: The social media ban for under-16s will be enforced at device-level, with Apple and Google to be forced to verify users age
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“Giving children their childhood back?”
So reopening the 2,000 youth clubs closed under neoliberalism? The 1,000 children’s centres?
Recreating the 10,000 playing fields lost?
Or the 800 playgrounds lost in the last 10 years?
The 1,000 libraries?
The after-school clubs closed?
Jun 15
We are banning social media access for under 16s.
These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life.
I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted
Jun 15
JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 15
that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt
Jun 15
BBC: “What was your screen time?”
Student: “Nine hours.”
BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”
Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 15
doing this without investing in kid-friendly public spaces and programmes makes no sense whatsoever. all this is gonna do is push kids to use more fringe and unregulated social media apps
Jun 14
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps
TikTok
YouTube
Snapchat
Instagram
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Facebook
Twitch
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Blocking YouTube but not Discord or Roblox betrays that this has nothing to do with protecting children
Jun 14
🚨 NEW: Under-16s in the UK will be banned from the following 10 social media apps
TikTok
YouTube
Snapchat
Instagram
X
Reddit
Facebook
Twitch
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 14
Today marks 9 years since the Grenfell Tower fire.
But 9 years on, there is still no justice.
9 years on & people still live in unsafe buildings.
We must not forget those killed because of dishonesty and corporate greed.
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 14
“Bedtime, children”
Jun 14
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban
[@thetimes]
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chlobo🧞♀️ retweeted
Jun 14
if I were a student doing my gcses and didn't have access to this diva on youtube I would actually riot
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