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Joined August 2022
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I wonder sometimes how it feels to have English as your native language
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This but football maybe?
Regular Joe VS girl with trainingβ¦
Russia loves these kind of events π
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Guess the anonymous camera man
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Every election year Kenya kunakuaga na kiangazi, food shortage etc. Not that the gov't huwa strategic this to happen ndio wapee citizens relief food kama campaign tool, which is very sad by the way, wanakuaga wakifanya nothing ndio maana janga la njaa hutukumba.
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Nairobi hupata floods year in year out, pesa hutengwa and what happens? They just embezzle. Sai rains have been low, come September hatutakuwa na unga ya ugali kwa shelves. Just like 2021/22, ugali will be a campaign tool.
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The prices will hit high around Christmass 2026 but felt in January. But it depends.
And yes, you should blame the gov't. Hao ndio wanapea huge salaries to experts who should be telling the gov't these things.
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eu mudando de nacionalidade a cada 2 horas assistindo os jogos da copa do mundo:
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Not downplaying anything, but there is a high chance that someone can travel to Nairobi for a week and not experience a power disruption at all.
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Tangu nikuje America sijaona stima imepotea π
@KenyaPower_Care
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Mash retweeted
UK PM Keir Starmer runs over for a quick hug with PM Modi at the G7 leaders meeting
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Just Checked her resume dawg! π«’
She's been at NYT, Merrill Lynch,Goldman Sachs, Credit Suisse, Bloomberg , Meta , Netflix and now Open Ai.
Hio sio kichele ,hio ni Mwea Tebere yote π
You will always find Kenyans doing the most random things in the most random places.
What do you mean the Head of recruiting at OpenAI is called Liz Wamai and went to Moi University
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Eti "you shouldn't get into a woman's bag/purse ata kama ni wako".
Ucio akirΓ unguΓ mutherΓ Wambui.
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She experienced a fraction of what men deal with every day and couldnβt handle it.
The very thing she killed herself over is what many women casually describe as βhe just went to work.β
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Tragic Moment: Mom Goes Live Before Unaliving Herself, Crying βAll I do is work double shifts every day with no help for my two kidsβ
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Even your dads will tell you not to get married. Obviously huwezi skia vibaya kuwa the last guy to get married
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How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?
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I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy.
Ever.
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How does it feel as a guy when you are the last unmarried person in your friend group?
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Mash retweeted
Siamini sahii ni mimi naendea wasichana pale hostels. Kuna kijana analia nimeenda na manzi yake, brother relax pia wangu alichukuliwa Na Tx Ya black KCT 245R at 5:45pm on 24/08/2021.
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Mash retweeted
Jamaa wetu ndio aliambiwa apande ceiling apige picha kama anataka loan ingine?
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When your heart is pure, you run into the most disgusting type of humans.
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Ukiwa na a pure heart the devil will assign you a kikuyu woman from kirinyaga na atakuwa anakupikia ugali na cabbage from Monday to monday kama sungura and to make matters worse, she will be giving you a very slippery wet crack alafu she will ghost you afocus kuuza mchele Mwea.
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When your heart is pure, you run into the most disgusting type of humans.
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Mash retweeted
I'm at an age now where I can tell it won't work just by the conversation.
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