Married 50f, resident mischief maker, notorious flirt, sub leaning switch. ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŒŠ 25 . MDNI. ngl.link/1misswrite

Joined February 2022
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Book Date โค๏ธ
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๐Ÿ“š Listen up fellas, donโ€™t sleep on the Book Girlies. Weโ€™re just good at hiding our feral side ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป
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Good evening kinkies.. ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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A foot massage sounds heavenly at the moment.
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Putting granola on ice cream makes, it healthy, right? I mean it is functionally a very cold bowl of cereal. Right?
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How do we make this happen?
Ok. Hear me outโ€ฆ A Breaking Bad reboot starring these two
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All evening, I have noticed a fragrance of perfume. I even mentioned it to my daughter. I just realized itโ€™s her perfume on my pillow. She has been hanging out in my room this summer while I work. I was going to tease her, but I opted to take sniff and cherish the memory.
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Some of you fuckers act like you have never seen a woman without makeup on before. Appreciate them when they wake up, no make up, creases on their face from the pillow case folded beneath them and a little drool coming out their mouth Women are fucking awesome.
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Went outside. Yeah,I am not doing that again until fall.
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Missed a golden opportunity to get one making helicopter noises.
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How old am I? Well, my exciting news for today is that my new bifocals arrived.
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Congress thinks $83 an hour isnโ€™t enough for themโ€ฆ but $7.25 an hour is enough for you. Thatโ€™s not public service. Thatโ€™s class warfare.
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Sleeping in a tank top be likeโ€ฆ
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