i went to the fabric store today and i couldn’t tell if the lady at the front was suffering from dementia because she kept misremembering the price per yard. and when i corrected her on what she said she didn’t fight back at all. but maybe she was just bartering? couldn’t tell
as in, she kept INCREASING THE PRICE PER YARD
as i was INCREASING THE YARDAGE I WANTED TO BUY
which made no sense to me. don’t you traditionally decrease it?
or maybe she was just audacious?
holy shit
i slept very, very wrong last night. and now ive had this mild annoying pain at the base of the back of my neck for the past two days
is this what old people have to put up with
modern day dating discourse is really just criticizing the gradient of sex work that 99% of women participate in to find partners in 2026
having a girlfriend now feels like i took the last helicopter out of saigon
ferrari needed a countersignal to whatever the miami larper/course seller scene was doing to their brand identity
they needed it to be clear they wanted to sell to a different customer
so they made an ugly weird car that perverts might like
if you knew what hypergamous atrocities these asian women get up to behind the scenes you wouldn't fetishize them anymore. you'd understand why kazakhs are trending: those eurasian blobs of innocence, innocent and unsullied by the striverious mind