McCain's Micro Chips YA author of the year 1993, and academic at University College Borehamwood
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May 30
As an Arsenal fan, I'm not overly pleased to finish the season with only one trophy out of the four, with that trophy being the third best of the lot (behind the FA Cup and CL)
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May 30
Currently in Budapest as I have tickets for the Champions League final, but if I'm honest, I might just take in the sights of the city tonight rather than watch my team get beat by PSG. Wonderful place.
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May 25
I find it so tedious when people say I can't support both Arsenal and Tottenham. It's like saying you can only love one of your two children (even if I do have a favourite.)
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May 25
I also support Boreham Wood, Barnet, and Streatham Rovers. Maybe I just love soccer more than people who only root for one team?
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May 12
Imagine the jam session they must be having up there!
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May 10
Keir Starmer is now the underdog, and believe me, there's nothing Brits love more than an underdog. Expect anyone who challenges Keir for the leadership to get a mauling from Johnny Public.
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May 7
🚨 | BREAKING: With a catastrophic showing in the local elections expected, Downing Street aids have briefed those close to Sir Keir Starmer to keep dogs away from the beleaguered PM should he viciously attack one.
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Congratulations to Dr Conrad Murray who will receive an honorary doctorate in child protection during this Summer's degree congregations. Well deserved 👏👏👏
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Apr 18
My first job was installing and maintaining these machines. The amount of CUM which would jam up the mechanism was astounding!
i’m watching Angels in America and i’m flabbergasted by what seems to be a dirty rag on an infinite loop to wipe your hands on in a public restroom. what the hell is that thing?
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Apr 18
I dread to think what the Dyson engineers have to deal with. It really doesn't bear thinking about.
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Apr 12
I'm saying it now with 100% certainty, with Orban gone, Trump will be out within the year, and Nigel Farage will categorically not be Britain's Prime Minister after the next General Election. If I am wrong, I will personally euthanise an entire kennel of stray dogs.
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It's important that rich people like Ye and Mel Gibson be given a second chance, because if there's no hope for them, then there's no hope for the rest of us.
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It's hard to tell which news stories are real today with the Orange Man in the White House!!
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Mar 31
I'm now banned from all Shell forecourts NATIONWIDE after refusing to be #PoundedAtThePumps. Apparently it is a crime to threaten to shove a fuel nozzle up the kiosk boy's arse and squeeze until petrol shoots out of his ears! They should be angry at Trump, not me 😡😡😡😡
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Touching: We captured the moment Professor Wayne Davies handed Mother's Day flowers to his AI powered creation - a hologram of his late mother Ethel who drowned while saving him from the waters of Weston Super Mare.
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Not as heartbreaking as the video my son showed me of the farmer François Lavigne being confronted by 36 children dressed as his brother - a man he killed in a drink driving accident 10 years prior.
MrBeast trapped a man in the woods with 5 of his ex-girlfriends, putting $250,000 on the line if he stayed there for a month.
However, one of the girls literally broke his heart and walked with all the money, leaving him with nothing after 25 days.
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