“He won the Sugar Bowl is what he did! He was a brave Longhorn quarterback. And in this house, Sam Ehlinger is an elite college QB— end of story.”

Spurs choking again huh

Los jugadores de Haití cuando vean que en la pausa de hidratación dan agua potable

Just learned about Austin’s “sandlot baseball” scene Fuckin nuke it, what the hell is this

yeah that's been the entire world's whole thing since 1945

You can’t respect women. You have to think she’s a born imbecile. Then when she does something stupid or infuriating you can say: she’s just a woman. I expect nothing of her but to be a beautiful moron. An incubator for my children. Something they’ll replace some day with a genetically modified donkey. A warm bag with tubes. What I expect of myself is to fund everything, know everything, do everything. Save her from herself. From her stupid decisions. Maintain everything constantly, while she drives to Erewhon with no insurance one hand on the wheel the other texting. She comes at you with some passionate argument and you think oh she’s PMSing. She just needs some dick. And she feels the same about me. I’m a smelly violent ape with no aesthetic sense. I dress like a child. She thinks I’m an imbecile. She has to take care of me. Save me from myself when I fly into rages, stress over money. I explain dollar cost averaging into the S & P 500. Listen if I die you have to do this. God dammit are you listening or should I just tell the dog. And she says: you are insane. She knows you’rean imbecile in ways you can’t see yourself. Because they’re the water. The things you think are flaws she doesn’t notice. She doesn’t know what Norwood is. I’m a maniac ruled by moods and hormones. Everything I feel vanishes when a teaspoon of liquid squirts out of my balls. And I don’t have to tell an AI support bot I’ll torture and kill the CEO and his children over a hotel refund. How can she tolerate me. And she’s an imbecile. She should not be allowed to vote or own property. I had to go to a government hearing for work. There was a section for public comment. A man affected by health policy talked about his wife losing her speech and dying slowly, horribly. And he quit his job to care for her. Feeding her and cleaning her. I went in her room. Thank God she was awake, and I said come here I have to hold you for a minute. I have to hold you and smell your hair and look at you.

The Haitian team just pulled up to Foxboro and immediately ate my dog

今日はアメリカ対パラグアイ戦！ ということでダラスのファンフェスへ⚽️ バドワイザー1本16.5ドル（2644円）でビビり散らかしてたらチップ選択画面出されて目の前が真っ暗になって死んだ

YES THEY’VE DONE IT!!!

無事にダラスに到着🛬 早速、日本代表の初戦 オランダ戦の舞台となる ダラス•スタジアムへ🏟️ 9万4000人収容の とにかくスケールが大きい スタジアムです✨ 放送席からの眺めは ビルの高層階から見下ろすよう… 外は蒸し暑いですが スタジアム内は空調がきいていて とても涼しく快適です‼️

こちら Tex Mex というジャンルのテキサスとメキシコが融合した料理です！ 僕も最近このジャンルを知りました！ 現地料理を食べたかったら Tex Mexで探してみてください！ こちらはフォートワース、ストックヤード近くのJoe T. Garciaというお店です！ アメリカの友人たちの多くがお勧めしています！ 現金のみなのでそこは注意です！ ATMは店内だか近くにあるそうです お会計は座席で行うスタイルでした どこのアメリカの店でもそうですが、 食べきれなかったらお持ち帰りできます🙆‍♂️ #TexMex #JoeTGarcia #かもめの翔け巡り

【W杯旅行🇲🇽🇺🇸 7日目④】 📍テキサス・ロードハウス(Texas Roadhouse ここも日本未上陸！！アメリカで大人気のステーキ・カジュアルダイニング🥩 ステーキが主役なんだけど最初に出てきたパンがぶっ飛ぶくらい美味しかった😲え、ヤバい。美味しすぎてテイクアウトした😂 #クレグルメ #クレ旅 #W杯

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

So like, is this 74 year old John Cornyn or some closeted career staffer going online to bitch and doom all day on twitter?

Prettiest girl to ever exist

All Rubio does is watch the US obliterate Latin American countries

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THIS is how AMERICA does soccer, nigga! #SoccerNigga #Freedom #RealNigga

We can’t stop winning