Thousandaire philanthropist, squirrel whisperer, New York Times bestselling author, and co-inventor of Scrub Daddy - the world's favorite sponge.
Joined January 2009
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3 Dec 2024
New book officially out today. 234 Pages / 100% new content.
US: amazon.com/dp/B0DPCFV3W1
UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DPCFV3W1
AU: amazon.com.au/dp/B0DPCFV3W1
CA: amazon.ca/dp/B0DPCFV3W1
Signed: 27bslash6.com/interesting.ht…
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16 Jul 2024
Super exciting Limited Edition products now available:
27bslash6.com/products.html
Note: Product #33 / Office Party Taser is not a toy. Always obtain permission from coworkers before tasing them. Also, Product # 34 Astonishingly Dangerous STEM LED Kit is probably a fire hazard.
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15 Mar 2024
Sometimes I think the world has gone to shit and there’s so much pain and cruelty that I wish a huge meteor would hit us and wipe us all out and then I see a video about someone saving a stray dog and giving it a wash and everything’s fine for a bit.
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24 Feb 2023
I've been told not to post any further emails from our creative director, Mike. So here's one from our account manager, Gary. It's unlikely Gary will find out because he only uses the internet to shop for double-breasted jackets on the JC Penney website.
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21 Feb 2023
I’m sure Mike won’t mind me posting this screenshot as it displays both an ability to accept responsibility and empathy for others. For background, Mike was distracted by a bird in the courtyard while he was toasting bagels. He made Melissa go out and buy him replacement bagels.
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16 Sep 2021
Also, our office manager, Melissa, learnt recently that her name means 'bee' in Greek and took it upon herself to order a yellow chair. It was delivered the morning we were holding second interviews & Mike had a bit of a meltdown.
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17 Jun 2021
After several years of people complaining that the 27B/6 website is unreadable on telephones, I finally caved & made it responsive. Yes, it's still a bit of a mess but so is your life. I'll be adding articles over the next week or so, but in the meantime: 27bslash6.com
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3 Nov 2020
As it's election night in the United States, now is a good time to remember that as the days get colder, squirrel food sources diminish. Consider putting out a bowl of corn, peanuts, or sunflower seeds for our frolicy friends.
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31 Oct 2019
Happy Halloween. Marvel themed costumes this year. I’m Spider-Man’s dad and @crashholly is the scarlet witch.
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23 May 2019
I can't quite put my finger on it but this reminds me of something... youtube.com/watch?v=D7r4IPGG…
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19 Feb 2019
A new account manager named Gary started at the office yesterday. I asked him what he did on the weekend and he said, "I'd rather keep our conversations to work related matters if you don't mind." so I can tell this is going to be a fun year.
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13 Jun 2018
"You're not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns. I'm allowed to raise money for whatever the fuck I want."
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6 Mar 2018
Until further notice, this twitter account will only be used to post pictures of otters.
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22 Jan 2018
Yes, I realize it’s a popular fad at the moment and who knows how long it will be popular for, but I decided to give this whole ‘planking’ thing a go.
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17 Sep 2017
Final head count for yesterday's pro-trump 'mother of all rallies' in DC: 162 - Enquiries re my Craigslist ad for a free weed-wacker: 167
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