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ernie @2ToesUp
Joined August 2011
  • Tweets 4,245
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  • Followers 139,112
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ernie@2ToesUp
12 Jun 2018
Puppy kisses have healing powers
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ernie@2ToesUp
24 Nov 2025
Can someone at @WynnLasVegas NOT hang up on me? I’m on try three to get my credit card sorted. Help please
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ernie@2ToesUp
4 Aug 2025
You guys ever watch Hot Ones? You ever notice they include animations when the person being interviewed is especially boring and lame? The Sydney Sweeney one is essentially a 20 minute cartoon lol
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The Sydney Sweeney interview mentioned contains a single animated clip that lasts approximately 9 seconds. youtu.be/a9ZhleGV4Qc?si…
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ernie@2ToesUp
16 Feb 2025
I think if more of us called this platform by its actual name “X”, more people would recognize that the platform we once knew as Twitter is dead. I kinda hate X and what it stands for so I have a blue sky account if anyone wants to follow me over there. bsky.app/profile/2toesup.bsk…

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jacksfilms
@jacksfilms
14 Jan 2025
Saying hi to Checkers
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jacksfilms
@jacksfilms
14 Jan 2025
Got a 4th dog! Say hello to Checkers
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ernie@2ToesUp
29 Oct 2024
Pretty frightened about project 2025 becoming my reality, so please excuse me while I go rock back and forth in the corner
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ernie@2ToesUp
11 Oct 2024
Chipwich just asked me if I ever go to my own house or I just hang around hers because I love her so much 😒
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ernie@2ToesUp
3 Oct 2024
The only reason I still do the wordle is because it helps me gauge how psychic I’m going to be that day
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ernie@2ToesUp
3 Oct 2024
Imagine lying in a job interview and the interviewer was like “actually what you just said is factually incorrect” and you were like “YOU PROMISED I COULD SAY ANYTHING I WANTED” and like they would still hire you jfc
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ernie@2ToesUp
28 Sep 2024
Jack has lived in the SF valley for 14 years. After admitting he didn’t know where Tarzana was,he just asked me if the SF valley is considered “the west side”
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ernie@2ToesUp
28 Sep 2024
.@jacksfilms billion dollar idea: My Size ReactBot
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ernie@2ToesUp
26 Sep 2024
Listen I saw chimp crazy and I don’t think it worked because I kinda want a chimp now
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ernie@2ToesUp
21 Sep 2024
One of my favorite things about dogs is how they wear name tags like it’s their first day of kindergarten
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ernie@2ToesUp
13 Sep 2024
Ok @NYTGames this is BS
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ernie@2ToesUp
8 Sep 2024
Can’t get the beetlejuice theme out of my head. That Danny elfman dude should look into making music full time!
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ernie@2ToesUp
21 Aug 2024
Ok who are the people actually playing the games on Netflix and are we all missing out
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ernie@2ToesUp
15 Aug 2024
As a person with a cowlick right in the front of my hairline I just want all you girlies with bangs to know how lucky you are
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ernie@2ToesUp
25 Jul 2024
I just want the world to know that Jack is watching a watchmojo video right now
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ernie@2ToesUp
12 Jul 2024
Wow @HarvardBiz is out here delivering earth shattering research
I paid $19.95 for this magazine

ALT I paid $19.95 for this magazine

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ernie@2ToesUp
4 Jul 2024
Try reading Celine Dion’s Wikipedia page I dare you
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